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] I'm fucking Matt Damon. Amy
: You're fucking Matt Damon?
: Well I'm fucking Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana
] She's fucking Hannah Montana! Backstage, at my concert, fucks me on my parents' bed! After school, at my locker, in the car I give her head! I'm also fucking the Flava! Flava-Flav Look-A-Like
] Yeah, it's Flava-Flav, foo'! You know what time it is, 'cause I'm fucking Juney too! Juney
] Yeah, I know, but it's true: Flava-Flav, he fucks me too. Michael Cera Look-A-Like
] And I swap with Calvin, and he swaps with that dude. All
: And we're all fucking Hellboy!
: [as she is leaving Wills sweet sixteen party
] You know what will, every time we made love I was thinking about another guy! Will
: Well so was I!