Fred 'Weasel' Podowski
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Fred 'Weasel' Podowski (Character)
from The Last House on the Left (1972)

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The Last House on the Left (1972)
Fred "Weasel" Podowski: How'd we get into the sex crime business anyway? My brother, Saul, a plumber, makes twice as much money as I do and gets three weeks vacation too.

Fred "Weasel" Podowski: I wonder what the meanest, foulest, rottenest, woodsiest sex crime ever was? Hey, Krug, what do you think the sex crime of the century was?

Fred "Weasel" Podowski: How's your back, baby?

Fred "Weasel" Podowski: [tired, while chasing Phyllis] Oh, man. I gotta give up cigarettes!

Fred "Weasel" Podowski: Look at this.
Krug Stillo: What?
Fred "Weasel" Podowski: [showing pictures of Mari] Guess who lives here?
Krug Stillo: Huh. I wonder what the odds are on that.
Fred "Weasel" Podowski: Couldn't even tell you.

Estelle Collingwood: Are you folks on vacation?
Krug Stillo: No, we're sort of, um, on a business trip.
Dr. John Collingwood: Well what sort of business are you in?
Fred "Weasel" Podowski: Plumbing.
Krug Stillo: Insurance.
Estelle Collingwood: Well, which is it?
Sadie: You see, we're actually in both. We sell insurance to plumbing companies. You know, in case they steal some toilets or something.

Fred "Weasel" Podowski: [to Estelle] I could make love to a looker like you with my hands tied behind my back.

The Last House on the Left (2009)
Paige: Okay, so can we please just go now?
Francis: [holding a knife to her] Aw, Paige.
Paige: Please!
Sadie: Do you not like us, Paige?
Krug: I'm sorry ladies. We just can't risk it.

Francis: I hate cell phones! Everyhwere you turn nothing but texting and yakking and texting.

Francis: [while John stitches his nose] Aw, that fucking hurts!
Krug: Oh man up, Frank.

John Collingwood: You know, you should probably just sleep here tonight.
Krug: Oh, well, no. We couldn't do that.
John Collingwood: I don't think you have much choice.
Krug: We just don't want to impose, is all.
Emma Collingwood: Well it's really not a problem. We have a guest house, so...
Krug: [putting his arm around Justin] Well whatever you think. Whatever's easiest.
Francis: Yeah, we're very easy.