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: Flo! Ebb a bit.
: I always find the first few days make me feel quite drowsy. Captain
: Shut your port-hole. Marjoribanks
: Begging your pardon, sir, one must have fresh... Captain
: ...and your cake-hole.
: Paperwork: not my favourite occupation. Marjoribanks
: Nor mine. Captain
: It's going to be from now on. Marjoribanks
: Charming. Captain
: Health Report, Dock Report, Crew Report, Food Report, Log Report, Sports Report, Diesel Oil and Fuel Report. Marjoribanks
] And a partridge in a pear tree!
: I'm going to be blunt, and make some very cutting remarks. Marjoribanks
: To be sure, sir, that's a contradiction in terms, but then English is a very curious language! Captain
: If you interrupt me once more, Mr....? Marjoribanks
: Marjoribanks, sir. Captain
: You interrupt me once more, mate, and you'll hear some really curious language!
[Captain Crowther enters his cabin, and finds Tom Tree putting clothes in the drawers
: Don't tell me. You're my new steward. Lovall has broken his leg. You've only done three trips, all from Tower Bridge to Margate. Tom Tree
: That's right, sir. How can you tell? Captain
: I'm psychic!
[Glances at his list
: Tom Tree. Tom Tree
: That's right, sir. Branches everywhere!
: [Walking into bar
] Who are you? Sam Turner, Barman
: Me, sir? Turner, sir. Captain
: Turner? Sam Turner, Barman
: Turner, sir. Captain
: What are you doin' 'ere? Sam Turner, Barman
: Head barman, sir. Captain
: You can't be head barman. Angus is my head barman. Sam Turner, Barman
] Not anymore, sir. Captain
: Not any more? They can't do this to me! Changing a barman? It's like ripping out the engine!