From Carry on Dick
If there is one man, just one man amongst you who can say in all truthfulness that within the past week he has not committed adultery then he may leave this church now and go with my blessing.
[Bodkin stands up and starts to leave
Ah, we have at least one good man with us. Well done, brother Bodkin.
Oh it's not that, Rector. You just reminded me where I left my hat last night.