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: I did it because I LOVE YOU!
Man in window
: People trying to sleep here! Evelyn
: People trying to talk here! Man in window
: How'd you like to tell that to the law? Evelyn
: How'd you like to go screw yourself?
: I oughta be mad!
: Careful! I might put your eye out.
: The whole point of having an answering service is to call them once in a while and see if you've got any messages.
: I should've known you'd never do anything to spoil it. David 'Dave' Garver
: To spoil what? Evelyn
: What we have between us. David 'Dave' Garver
: We don't have a goddam thing between us.
: Something wrong? David 'Dave' Garver
: No, I keep getting the feeling I know you from somewhere.
: Don't you like me? David 'Dave' Garver
: You're a nice girl. Evelyn
: But who needs nice girls? David 'Dave' Garver
: I'm kind of hung up on one. Evelyn
: And you don't want to complicate your life. David 'Dave' Garver
: That's exactly right. Evelyn
: Well neither do I, but that's no reason we shouldn't sleep together tonight if we feel like it.
: It was funny, I was calling you from that phone booth over there and he was telling me you'd left and I was staring at your car - isn't that funny. David 'Dave' Garver
: Kind of funny.
: Why didn't you take my call? David 'Dave' Garver
: Where does it say that I gotta drop what I'm doing and answer the phone every time it rings? Evelyn
: Do you know your nostrils flare out into little wings when you're mad? It's kinda cute.
: God, you're dumb.
: [menacing Tobie with a pair of hair-scissors
] I hope Dave likes what he sees when he gets here. Because that's what he's taking to Hell with him!
: [as a passer-by
] Having some trouble, lady? David 'Dave' Garver
: Get lost! Evelyn
: Yeah, get lost, assholes!