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Donna Bryson (Character)
from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" (2000)

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"Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Carl (#3.13)" (2004)
Carl: Heh heh heh HEYYYYYYYY! Guess who this is?
Donna Bryson: [drowsily] H... hello?
Carl: Haha, that's what your mom said. BEFORE I SHAVED HER BACK! Hahahhaaaa... yeah... no, actually, I did talk to your mom, and she said to call you.
Donna Bryson: Oh... okay, well... do you know what time it is?
Carl: Yeah, I keep the blinds closed, so it's kinda disorienting. But you know, I don't want the government in my business.
Donna Bryson: It's two in the morning.
Carl: Awww, it's my bedtime! C'mon, what happened to the Donna I remember? The one who KNEW how to party BACK IN '81?...
Donna Bryson: ...oh... yeah... you're... that guy... with...
Carl: [desperately] Oh, come on... it's Carl! Class of '81!
Donna Bryson: Oh... okay...
Carl: Well, I wasn't there for long. That place was a scam! I left it in the dust. But enough about me, Donna... you, uh, still got that cleavage?...
[lovingly strokes her breasts on the yearbook page]
Carl: Heh heh heh heh... still, uh, SMUGGLING, UH, BALLOONS?... WHEREVER YOU GO?... heh heh heh heh... Where are you now?
Carl: [click, dial tone] Hello?...
[long, uncomfortable pause as he glances nervously down at Meatwad's dolls]
Carl: Yeah, well, uh, maybe you shouldn't, uh, BOOTY CALL ME when I've got guests here! Ohhhh, God, she is so horny for me. Alright, that's the last of the W's. There's a "Z" left but, ugh, got that unibrow... eh, screw it, look up Zambrano. Normally I wouldn't do a fat chick from the flag corps, but uh... IT IS A NEW ERA! Heh heh heh heh...
Carl: ...of loneliness...
Carl: ...Oh, God.