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[Darryl Knable's cap and BMX bike get sucked into the HVTV dish
] Diane Knable
: What are you doing? Darryl Knable
: Did you see that? That dish, it ate my BMX. Diane Knable
: Is this some sort of male puberty thing?
: [to Darryl
] You're pizza topping! Darryl Knable
: Wait. Mom and Dad are here. Diane Knable
: They're home? Darryl Knable
: Well, not exactly.
[he points to the TV set
] Darryl Knable
[Roy Knable is on TV as a detective
[Darryl Knable transmits his voice through the HVTV dish to the set of Off With His Head
] Darryl Knable
: Dad, can you hear me? Roy Knable
: Darryl? My God! One of the infidels
: God? Helen Knable
: Yes! It's... God!
[Roy Knable arrives inside a castle
: My, my. Now you'll never get back to Kansas.
[Roy looks behind him and sees that his remote is shattered into pieces
: [raising his sword
] En garde.
[Roy gets a wooden stick
: Oh, no sword. Have to talk to that prop man.
[breaks the stick
: Right about now, your wife is probably catching that train... right between the eyes. And you let it happen. Darryl Knable
: [hurling one of Roy's swords towards the HVTV dish
] Here it comes, Dad!
[the sword gets sucked in the dish
: I've taken loads of souls... and none more pathetic than yours, Roy. Say good night, Gracie. Roy Knable
: [catching his sword tossed by Darryl
] Not yet.
[he starts dueling with Spike
] Roy Knable
: You see, I was captain of my junior college fencing team. All right. Co-captain.