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: Party? London? Saturday? A party in London this saturday? Stacey
: It's Essex. Bryn
: Yeah, in my book that's tantamount to London!
: Gwen, have you ever heard such nonsense? Gwen
: Well, it can't do any harm, can it? Bryn
: You've changed your tune! Gwen
: Well, what's the problem? We can drive up, and you'll get a chance to try out your SatNav. Bryn
: Oh... Ah... Now that is a thought. Yes. Yes. Stacey, please inform the Shipmans that I accept their offer and very much look foward to meeting them.
: And you must be Uncle Bryne... uh, Brian. Bryn
: [shaking hands with her
] Bryn. Pam
: Bryn. Bryn
: It means "hill" in Welsh. Pam
: Does it really? Do you know, I've no idea what my name means in Welsh. Nessa
: Why. Pam
: Cos I don't speak the lingo, darling. Nessa
: No, in Welsh Pam means "why". Pam
: Oh. Nessa
] Or "brick".
[the men are in the kitchen, drinking the home-brewed beer that Smithy has brought
: Ooh, it's strong, isn't it? Mick
: Yeah. You don't want too much of it. What percent is it, again? Smithy
: Nineteen. Bryn
: Oh yeah. Whoo! I like it. The funny thing is, it's not my usual tipple. Normally, I prefer a Cinzano.
[Gavin laughs a little, Smithy laughs loudly
: [Mimicking Bryn's accent
: I love your accent, Bryn! It's so much better than Stacey's. Say something else, go on, go on. Bryn
: All right, uh, bear with me. I got it.
[in a thick accent
: I'm going down the Arms Park for half a dark!
[They all laugh
: Now say something in Welsh. You know, in Welsh. Bryn
: That's the thing, you see, I can't. Smithy
: How do you mean? Bryn
: I cannot speak the Welsh language. It's a constant source of embarrassment to me, but Welsh is not my mother tongue. Mick
: Now, why is that, Bryn? Cos, every time I've been down there it seems none of you can speak it. I mean, you spend all that money on them signs and none of you can read 'em.
[Bryn is showing Gavin the internet on his computer. Bryn is acting like the internet has just been invented
] Yeah, the internet's just incredible, innit? Bryn
: It is, Gavin, it is, provided the remember the one golden rule, and I'll tell you what, it took me a while to get my head round it. What it is, you have to start everything, everything, with w-w-w-dot. And the best thing to do is to think of something to help remind you, like with me now, I think of "whiskey with water" which was my brother, God rest his soul, my brother's favourite drink. But it could be anything. I mean, you could say... come on, three w's. Um... women... wearing wings. No, don't say that, that's a terrible one.
: What about worldwide web? Bryn
: Worldwide web. I like it, like a spider. Hey, that's the ticket, that's brilliant, you've got it. First class, that is!
[makes a funny noise, indicting he's impressed
: What is it you do, if you don't mind me asking? Gavin
: I work in computers. Bryn