From "Hey, Vern, It's Ernest!: Hey Vern, It's Pets (#1.7)"
Dogs, they're supposed to be companions, all they do is cause commotion. Take my dog, Korak, you let him out, he wants in. You let him in, he wants out. You go to feed him.
[throws the food in Korak's face
He's not hungry. Dogs, man's best friend, wouldn't you know it, I'm a woman, I don't apply.