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: C'mon, Baker. Men live in hope and die in despair.
: Extra, Extra. Read all about it. Kim can shake her pom-poms but she won't go at it! Extraaa. Extraaa.
: Slut? Oh, oh, no. If I wanna bag a professor from one of my classes, I will, but nobody, and I mean nobody, calls me a slut, so the next time you feel like casting aspersions on my character, try remembering that this quote unquote slut is driving your judgmental ass all the way to Des Moines. So a little decency would be in order. Got it? Good.
: You know it's funny I thought you had a girlfriend. Wyatt
: Me? No... well yeah, but I was just killing time. Ivy
: Killing time? Wyatt
: Yeah, killing time until I met you. Ivy
: Boy, never thought I'd fall for a line like that.
: I'm sorry, were you sleeping? Wyatt
: Did my closed eyes and peaceful demeanor tip you off?
: You know, as bad as a situation ever gets, there's always time to get dressed.
: Why don't you draw some more attention to the stolen vehicle by dancing on it?
: Try this! Kim you snotty little pig I was delighted to learn of your infidelity. Your puritanical attitudes towards sex were just childish and insecure. Wyatt
: Ooh insecure give me something about her weight. She's one of those five eight, hundred pound girls that always gonna say "I'm fat I'm fat"! Ivy
: Ok! My stomach turned the last time we made out & your gut flapped against me; those cellulite packed cactuses you call thighs with the razor sharp stubble called to mind a fifth rate porno actress that I once jerked off to during the tenure of our sorry marriage of convenience. Now I can finally tell all my friends how nauseating you are to mate with. Rot in Hell! Trips.
: You're friend doesn't look so good! Wyatt
: No? Well how the hell am I supposed to look? My girlfriend is cheating on me with a guy named "The Ricker".
: You are... Ivy
: ...Adorable? Wyatt
: An asshole. Ivy
: ...An adorable asshole? Wyatt
: Just a little good-for-nothing stripper! Ivy
: Screw you! Wyatt
: SC-REWWW YOU!
: You are an incubus. A hell-spawned incubus. Ivy
: Only a male can be an incubus, if anything, I'm a sucubus. Wyatt
: Yeah, you got the "suck" part right.
: I'm gonna be late to the airport. Ivy
: I'll drive you! Wyatt
: Really? Ivy
: Yeah, I do have a heart, occasionally. Wyatt
: Do you have a car? Ivy
] No, I have a rickshaw!
: [Global Express truck pull up
] How about that? Ivy
: Its no Jesus walking on water, I give it a six. Wyatt
: That's a nine! Ivy
: [their delivery man gets out
] Okay, 8.5
: Have a snowpuff smart guy.
: Lay wheels! I'm being chased by Killer Beez! Ivy Miller
: Trips, it's way too cold for killer bees. They need warm climates to survive.