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: [the scene is within Rabs local pub where's he's having a drink with his pals. Rab however is not drinking alcohol under protest of Norrie's management as he's just put in a new high tech machine
] A virtual reality simulator. Is that what high tech armchair is over there? Dodie
: Aye. We thought a disabled guy must have parked it there till he used the lavvie. Norrie
: You's can laugh. But these machines are all the go. They can recreate any human experience. No matter how wild... or dangerous. Reality Machine Man
: That's it ready. Who's first for blast off? Andra
: Me, me. I'll go first! Rab C. Nesbitt
: [to Audience
] Look at 'em. Magic, eh? Designed by NASA to train astronauts. Finishes up as a toy for dick brains in a pub in Govan. One small step for man, you know.
[Rab has been told that he has only a year to live if he doesn't stop drinking. He's shared this with his drinking pals who include Andra and Dodie. This news has scared Jamesie into wanting to give up the drink
] Rab C. Nesbitt
: Rab, you and me, we go back a longs ways together. Jamesie Cotter
: Aye, we dae, we dae, we dae, aye... Jamesie Cotter
: We started goin in tae pubs together, then we went on tae secondary school. Rab C. Nesbitt
: Aye, what's the point, what's the point...! Jamesie Cotter
: The point, yae big wet slopbledger is - if you're on yer way oot with yer liver like an insole, then so are we! Cos we huv matched you pint for pint for the last 25 years! Andra