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: Nice whale-tale. Tara
: [as 'T'
] Quit hating. You wish you had all this.
: [as 'T'
] Dude, I have been digging around in your closet for an hour and I can't fuckin' get to Narnia.
: We're fully laminated. Kate
: This is why I love you the best of all the alters! Tara
: Drugs not hugs.
: I love that gloss on you, makes you look porno.
: Am I high? Marshall
: Maybe a little bit.
: Pudding is good... ing.
: I hate you for not fucking me!
: Listen, I want to thank you for being such a strong, supportive kid. I'm lucky. Marshall
: We're lucky, Mom. Because of you, we get to be interesting. Tara
: Do you like being interesting? Marshall
: I love it!
: Kate! I did not raise you to let boys who wear pigtails push you around. Benjamin Lambert
: These are samurai knots! Kate
: Mom, we're fine. We're having a dialogue about our relationship Tara
: We? Honey, this Power Puff Boy does not warrant a collective pronoun. Benjamin Lambert
: Is this the bitch character or something? Make her turn it off.
: Buck, don't smoke in here. Tara
: [as Buck
] I only smoke when I party. Max
: This isn't a party. Tara
: [as Buck
] Says you.
: [as Buck
] These taste homo-made.
: Looks like someone forgot their pants. Tara
: i like to think of it as remembering my ass.
: Ow! Mrs. Gregor, stop! I can't hit you! Tara
: [as Buck
] What's this "Mrs. Gregor" bullshit? I'm Buck and I will fuck you sideways!
: [Talking into video camera about finding the morning-after pill in her daughter's backpack
] I can't seem to be able to micro-manage my daughter's vagina.
: [as teenage alter 'T', speaking to Kate
] Drugs not hugs.
: [as teenage alter 'T', speaking to Max, as he walks in with a bucket of fried chicken
] Here comes Maxi pad now, with a bucket of fried dub. Max
: 'T' you're back. Tara
: [as alter 'T'
] I love that gloss on you. It makes you look porno. Kate
: [as teenage alter 'T'
] I'm a vegetarian now. I don't eat meat. Besides the hormones in that cluck cluck can make you get a third nipple. Max
: Really? Tara
: It's true guys. I got a myspace bulletin on it.
] You look young and cheap. Tara
: Thanks Max.
: What's this Mrs. Gregson shit? I am Buck and I will fuck you sideways.
: [to Charmaine about their father on her wedding day
] You're going to let a man who basically gave you away, give you away?
: Mom's going to do that thing where she holds up her arms open like she's a warm person. Charmaine Craine
: Max, could you do me a favor and hot-glue gun her lips together?
: He told me we have a brother. Charmaine Craine
: A brother? Come on. Tara Gregson
: Yes. He said it in a totally disjointed, early Alzheimer's dad-like way, but he said you and your sister have a half-brother and I was married before I met your mom. Charmaine Craine
: Well, let's see. Dad thinks Bob Hope is still alive.
: Why can't you come clean with me? Marshall Gregson
: Just because I don't share every single thought in my head about you does not mean that I'm a liar! You want to know the truth? Here it is. This was never a real relationship! You are so fucked up in your head that you just don't get it! You're so afraid of finding out who you really are. You'd rather be married to someone you KNOW is gay than risk being rejected by someone who could actually love you! Tara Gregson
: [as Alice
] Young man, that's no way to speak to a lady. Marshall Gregson
: How could I love you, Courtney? I'm embarrassed for you! But I didn't say anything, because I didn't want to hurt your feelings. Because I am a decent human being. Because I've learned in my life that as much as I want to tell my sister that she's not as clever or special as she thinks she is or tell my aunt that she's a pathological narcissist or tell my dad to wake up because my mother's D.I.D. disease is just going to bury us all. It's better to keep my goddamn mouth shut!
[Tara suddenly drops the tray of tea and begins shrieking as Gimmy emerges and begins breaking things around the living room
] Max Gregson
: Oh nice going, Marshall! I hope you like your new foster family!
: [as Alice:Noticing the freeze frame of her son's dead body in the short film on the TV
] Oh My goodness. What's that on the TV? Noah Kane
: Doesn't have a title yet. Right now we're calling it *Human Remains of the Day*
: [as Alice
] What is it? Kate
: Just having a weird day. Tara
: Well, snap yourself out of it. We're here to have a nice dinner. Kate
: I don't wanna have a nice dinner. Tara
: Kate, I know you aren't fond of me, but I'm concerned about your development as a young woman, just like your mother. You're promiscuous. You aren't guarding your flower. Kate
: What do you want, Alice? Tara
: I want to let you know that even though I deeply disapprove of the way you carry yourself, your mother love you very much. Kate
] Yeah? Tara
: Yes. She wants you to know she didn't mean to over react about those pills you brought home. She just doesn't want you being "intimate" at your age. Because she had you at 19 and that was quite a hardship. Kate
: I'm not a hardship. I'm awesome. Tara
: Your a graceless ingrate, ha. Kate
: You mean a slut? A girl who likes boys, who lets boys know she likes them? A girl who orgasm's, who moans and moans and screams in ecstasy? A girl who sucks and fucks, a girl with absolutely no back-door shyness? Tara
: That's it! I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap. Kate
: Ha ha! You've got to be kidding me. Tara
: [shoves liquid soap into Kate's face
] Try me!