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Kevin Owens (Character)
from "Mr. Belvedere" (1985)

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"Mr. Belvedere: Halloween (#3.5)" (1986)
Kevin Owens: We need to go over some ground rules for the school dance. Rule number 1, you must stay at least 50 feet away from me.
Heather Owens: Isn't that what most girls do?

Kevin Owens: [trying to cheer up a despondent Mr. Belvedere] So listen, if it's any consolation, I think I know what you're going through.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: You do?
Kevin Owens: I mean way back when I was seven, I had my tonsils out. I thought it was all over. I'd never be able to swallow again. But time went by and before I knew it I was eating potato chips, pretzels... It was like the whole thing never happened.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Good God! Is that the kind of drivel I tell you?

"Mr. Belvedere: Jobless (#3.13)" (1987)
Kevin Owens: Look, Mr. Belvedere, you gotta start doing things the way you're told to at Mr. Cluck's, not the way you want to.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: I don't even know what you're talking about.
Kevin Owens: You don't ask people how they want their chicken. We only serve it one way.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: I thought my Chick Marsalla was rather well received.
Kevin Owens: It took you forty-five minutes to make it.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: So? Good food takes time.
Kevin Owens: It's not supposed to be good, it's supposed to be fast!
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Is that why you serve it in a bucket?

"Mr. Belvedere: Debut (#3.3)" (1986)
Karen: Hi, I'm Karen. I'll be your waitress.
Kevin Owens: Hi, I'm Kevin. I'll be your slave.

"Mr. Belvedere: The Wedding (#4.6)" (1987)
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Wendy's still doing your homework?
Kevin Owens: Yeah sometimes.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Kevin, the girl's in California!
Kevin Owens: I know, the postage is killing me.

"Mr. Belvedere: The Competition (#3.16)" (1987)
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: [Kevin and George are competing about everything] What do you want breakfast?
Kevin Owens: I'm feeling kinda hungry... I'll have three eggs and some toast.
George Owens: I'll have four eggs and some sausage.
Kevin Owens: I'll have five eggs and some Canadian bacon.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere: Do I here six eggs and a hog?