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: Carter, I'm 133 years old. Carter Webb
: Grandma, that's not possible.
: Hm? Carter Webb
: I didn't say anything.
: What is it? Phyllis
: It's possible, I think maybe, my toilet might be stopped up Carter Webb
: Maybe? What's the variable? Phyllis
: Water is running over the top. The carpet is all wet! Carter Webb
: Well I'll take a look, first I just gotta stop off at my room and kill myself!
: Can you cook? Carter Webb
: A little. Phyllis
: I haven't eaten anything in 3 weeks. Carter Webb
: Really? Phyllis
: I had some pasta.
: Who's Sofia? Carter Webb
: How did you know about that? Phyllis
: Uh, you kinda mutter in your sleep. Carter Webb
: What're you doing in my room when I'm sleeping? Phyllis
: That's a really good question.
: I can't believe I'm still alive.
: I'll be dead soon. And you'll still be alive. So stop complaining.