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Dana (Character)
from "According to Jim" (2001)

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"According to Jim: Deliverance (#6.8)" (2007)
Jim: Dana, while Ryan is away I want you to move in with us.
Dana: What's the catch? You gonna sell my baby?

Andy: Hey Jim, Did you know there are almost 800,000 people living in Djibouti?
Jim: Hey look at this, You know what Djibouti's leading export is?... Natural Gas.
Jim: Alright, Alright, Alright, We know this is tough, we are just trying to lighten it up a little bit.
Dana: Well don't, It's not funny. My husband's stuck in Djibouti and he can't get out.
[Jim and Andy crack up]
Dana: Stop it. There is a civil war going on, Djibouti could be split right down the middle.

"According to Jim: The Smell of Success (#2.15)" (2003)
Dana: Man, this thing is the Enron of fart companies.

"According to Jim: The Thin Green Line (#5.20)" (2006)
Dana: [wailing] Your husband broke my husband!

"According to Jim: The Hunters (#4.8)" (2004)
Jim: Im not going to sit here and watch you laugh
Dana: Why because you got a boo-boo on your tushy?