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: [after Ralph tells her about the suit
] My parents are coming in next week from Michigan to meet you. Let's try the the little suit and the Lois Lane jokes on them. They're gonna love it!
: If I'm not supposed to run this show, then why did our friends from the twilight zone put me aboard? Pam Davidson
: Comic relief?
: [Ralph is driving Pam's convertible wearing his super suit
] At least sit on the cape!
: [to Ralph, who is wearing the suit and planning to break into a rich man's mansion
] You go in there and you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna be sent away for so long, when you get out, this suit's gonna actually be in style.
: Are you saying this insanity has something to do with getting Taft in the Oval Office? Bill Maxwell
: Well, we're just running it past the scanner, sweetheart, trying to find a little radio activity.
: They wanna do the Ralph Hinkley story, but they don't wanna do it realisticaly. Pam Davidson Hinkley
: Why should they, Ralph? There's nothing realistic about any of this.
: Ralph, you did it to me, didn't you?
[looks at Pam
] Bill Maxwell
: He did it, didn't he?
] Bill Maxwell
: You picked a skirt! Pam Davidson Hinkley
: He picked a woman.
: Ralph, you really did it to me didn't you? He did it, didn't he? You picked a skirt! Pam Davidson
: He picked a *woman*.
: I can't for the life of me fly straight; I crash more often than the commodity market. I'm not equipped to do this job, Pam. What do I know about being a... Pam Davidson
: A hero? Ralph Hanley
: I'm about as heroic as a chicken sandwich.
: [to the discouraged Bill
] Like it or not, Bill, I have a responsibility. This world needs its heroes, ya know? This society needs someone to look up to. Pam Davidson
: We got that straight from the Lone Ranger.
: Let's go watch cartoons.