Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn
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Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn (Character)
from "Dexter" (2006)

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"Dexter: Just Let Go (#6.6)" (2011)
Sgt. Angel Batista: Oh no no no. Do NOT play the partner card!
Joey Quinn: Of course I am going to play the partner card! Why wouldn't I play the partner card? Situations like this is exactly why the partner card is in the fucking deck!

Joey Quinn: Maybe you're jealous.
Lt. Debra Morgan: Are you kidding? I could give a fuck who you fuck. Just don't fuck with my investigation, you fuck!

"Dexter: Hop a Freighter (#5.11)" (2010)
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: There aren't many women like you. I know that. You're more like... a guy.
Det. Debra Morgan: A guy?
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: You don't play games, where I have to figure out what you're really thinking. You just say it. Usually with a lot of really filthy words that I've never heard before.

"Dexter: Those Kinds of Things (#6.1)" (2011)
Det. Debra Morgan: What is going on with you? You're acting so weird lately.
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: [picks up glass, bringing it towards his mouth while maintaining eye contact] I'm not acting weird... I...
Det. Debra Morgan: [interrupts, eyebrows raised, smiling] You're about to drink the candle.

"Dexter: Slack Tide (#4.7)" (2009)
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: Put two people together in a room long enough, and they're gonna fuck.
Dexter Morgan: Oh, that's so romantic. You should tatoo that across your fat head.

"Dexter: Beauty and the Beast (#5.4)" (2010)
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: Deb, I'm no good for you.
Debra Morgan: I'm not looking for good right now...

"Dexter: Road Kill (#4.8)" (2009)
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: Dex. Hey, buddy.
Dexter Morgan: [to himself] Keep walking. Not in the mood.
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: Halftime?
Dexter Morgan: It's called lunch, buddy.
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: Off campus, as usual.
Dexter Morgan: [to himself] I really do need to stab something.

"Dexter: A Horse of a Different Color (#6.4)" (2011)
Joey Quinn: [smoking dope together] Dude, quit staring at me. You're freaking me out.
Sgt. Angel Batista: Inside, I can feel how much your heart hurts for Deb.
Joey Quinn: Dude, get your big fucking sausage hands off me. That's terrible.

"Dexter: Blinded by the Light (#4.3)" (2009)
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: Ah, if it isn't Special Agent Grandpa.
Debra Morgan: Shutup, Quinn.
Frank Lundy: Detectives...

"Dexter: Living the Dream (#4.1)" (2009)
Vince Masuka: Talk about your blood bath!
[goofy laugh]
Vince Masuka: Tough room. Okay, femoral artery's severed. She bled out in minutes.
Joey Quinn: Suicide?
Debra Morgan: No weapon on the premises.
Vince Masuka: The coroner can suck my uncircumcised dick if he doesn't rule this a homicide!
Debra Morgan: That's way TMI, Masuka. Employment records show she just got promoted to Sous Chef.
Vince Masuka: A total babe! And she could cook! Had it all goin' on!
Debra Morgan: And then, this.
Dexter Morgan: It's a very well organized crime scene. The assailant took his time, cleaned up after himself.
[voice over]
Dexter Morgan: Obviously doesn't have kids.

"Dexter: Remember the Monsters? (#8.12)" (2013)
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: [sniffles] You don't know Deb. She'll, uh - she'll pull through this. You hear about miracles all the time.
Dr. Cooper: Well, that's just it, I'm afraid. It would be a miracle.
Dexter Morgan: I've never seen a miracle.
[leaves quickly]

"Dexter: Turning Biminese (#3.5)" (2008)
Ramon Prado: I was also hoping I could speak with a couple of your previous witnesses.
Debra Morgan: Speak with? As in we didn't do it right the first time?
Ramon Prado: Cases evolve. Witnesses change their stories, junior personnel, they make mistakes.
[to Debra]
Ramon Prado: No disrespect.
Joey Quinn: Oh, whoa! Actually that's a lot of disrespect. You've come into our house twice, you not only insult our police work, now you're insulting one of the most dedicated officers I've ever partnered with
[to Debra]
Joey Quinn: Yes, you. It's bullshit, my man!
Ramon Prado: Let's not lose sight of the fact that we want the same thing here. To find whoever is responsible for these murders.
Vince Masuka: Uh, there is one slight problem. Your case has nothing to do with our case.
Angel Batista: The vic wasn't skinned?
Vince Masuka: Not like our previous victims. There were minute traces of papillary and reticular...
Angel Batista: [quietly to Masuka] English.
Vince Masuka: Someone dug out a tattoo from the back of her neck. Post mortem. Which is another reason why I don't think we're looking at the same killer. It's all right here in the County Medical Examiner's Report.
Ramon Prado: That's your opinion. My lab thinks differently.
Angel Batista: Let me see that!
Ramon Prado: You're not taking this seriously are you?
Debra Morgan: In a fucking heartbeat! Do you know how many times Vince Masuka's been published?
Angel Batista: He's our lead forensic investigator. And there's no one better.
Ramon Prado: Our victim was strangled, the same as yours.
Vince Masuka: Petechial hemorrhaging in the eyes and bruising would lead one to conclude strangulation. Unless you're me. You were so busy playing hide the sausage with the M.E.'s report you were hoping I'd miss the cotton fibers in the nose and airways. Your victim was smothered. That's not opinion, that's science. And science is one cold hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap on!
Debra Morgan: And he's back!

"Dexter: Take It! (#5.8)" (2010)
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: Carlos is a scum bag.
Debra Morgan: He's a scum bag that I shot and killed.
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: And? What's the problem? Don't tell me you feel bad about killing him.
Debra Morgan: I don't. That's the problem.

"Dexter: First Blood (#5.5)" (2010)
Dexter Morgan: What's he doing here?
Det. Debra Morgan: He... wanted... to borrow... a book.
Dexter Morgan: He reads?
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: Yes, he does.

"Dexter: Easy as Pie (#3.7)" (2008)
Debra Morgan: Two of my witnesses have turned up dead. You wanna see a third?
Det. Joseph 'Joey' Quinn: Anton's already got a target on his back by helping us. This will protect him.
Debra Morgan: [Sarcastic] Yeah, right.
Angel Batista: I'm gonna keep Anton in the dark for now. But I want eyes on him at all times. Understand?
[Quinn nods and leaves. Dexter comes up to Deb]
Dexter Morgan: Hey, Deb?
Debra Morgan: What?
Dexter Morgan: Are you gonna bring a date to the wedding?
Debra Morgan: I don't know, Dex. I might be too busy picking up pieces of Anton's *skin* to even be there.
Dexter Morgan: ...So you're a "maybe"?

"Dexter: The Lion Sleeps Tonight (#3.3)" (2008)
Vince Masuka: [finds his article in Quinn's trash] What is that?
Joey Quinn: Oh, uh...
Vince Masuka: You stuck a piece of chewing gum on it?
Joey Quinn: Uh, I'm sorry.
Vince Masuka: This is a deliberate insult against me and my people.
Joey Quinn: C'mon, c'mon...
Vince Masuka: [storms off] Asswipe.
Joey Quinn: [to Batista] Who the fuck are his people?
Angel Batista: I don't know. Little scientists, I guess.