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Warner (Character)
from Legally Blonde (2001)

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Legally Blonde (2001)
Warner Huntington III: If I want to be a Senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.

Elle: Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?
Warner Huntington III: Uhh, ye... no?
Elle: Well this is so much better than that! Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.

Warner Huntington III: Pooh bear, just get in the car.
Elle: No.
[starts walking away, sniffling]
Warner Huntington III: You're gonna ruin your shoes.
Elle: Okay.
[gets in car]

Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like it's hard?

Elle: You're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?
Warner Huntington III: Well, no. That's not entirely true...
Elle: Then what? My boobs are too big?

Warner Huntington III: How was your first class?
Elle: Oh, it was okay, except for this horrible preppy girl who tried to make me look bad in front of the professor, but no biggie.

[sees Elle in her Bunny costume]
Warner Huntington III: Hey, well, don't you look like a walking felony.
Elle: Thanks, you're so sweet.

Elle: Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner Huntington III: Umm... black ones.

Warner Huntington III: Excuse me, I'm sorry... are you here to see me?
Elle: No, silly. I go here!

Warner Huntington III: Pooh-bear, you're not serious enough...
Elle: [firmly] Well, I'm serious about this, Warner.
Warner Huntington III: No. I mean, I'm sorry but, you're never going to be smart enough for lessons in law.
[Elle silently, yet suddenly discovers that Warner doesn't respect her and never will respect her]
Elle: I'm never going to be good enough for you, am I?