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: [thinks that Private is a toy
] Now this is woikmanship. So where's the gosh darn squeaker on this thing? It's gotta have a squeaker.
] Old Lady
: Now that's more like it.
: [to the taxi driver
] I got a tip for ya! Drop dead!
: [to Mr. Chew
] Why does Christmas have to be every year! What a pain the the ugh! The tape! It's so sticky!
: I know you! Alex
: You! Nana
: It's the bad kitty!
: I'm not gonna stay out in the open and get attacked by more animals. I'm too old to die.
: [after beating Alex with her purse and spraying him in the eyes with mace
] You are a bad kitty!