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: So, what's the trouble, Long Trunks? Burt
: You guys gotta help me. I need to get out of the zoo and across town, today! Private
: Ooh, a breakout. Kowalski
: Complicated by crosstown transport of the world's largest land mammal. Skipper
: That's a pretty tall order, my ginormous friend. May I ask why? Burt
: Let's just say an elephant never forgets. Rico
: Uhh... Skipper
: Ooh, dark and sinister sounding with the classic pachyderm cliché. Big man, you play me like a fiddle.
: Our cover's been blown! Abort, men! Abort! Burt
: No! We don't abort for nothing!
: Gentlemen, let's go home. Private
: But Skipper, how are we going to sneak Burt back into the zoo? Skipper
: [Looks at abstract painting in apartment
[Cut to Burt wearing the painting, walking down the street
: Now, if anyone asks, you're the Museum of Modern Art. Burt
: You can call me MoMA.
: Our first obstacle is Alice. We need something to keep her occupied during Burt's exodus. Kowalski
: Perhaps a large mess to clean up. But what would be the ideal spot for maximum filthyosity? The public restrooms, of course! Skipper
: Now we need some sort of stink bomb. Kowalski
: Chemical or organic? Skipper
: Let's go green on this one. Big Gray, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Burt
: Bean, broccoli and cabbage burrito. Why? Skipper
: [about the fake elephant the penguins made
] I don't know. It doesn't really look like me. Skipper
: Wait for it.
[Rico regurgitates some peanuts in front of decoy
: Wow! It's like looking in a mirror!
: [about the "stink bomb"
] Nice craftsmanship, Burt. Burt
: The burrito did most of the work.
: But I thought an elephant never forgets. Burt
: But he always forgives. Skipper
: Right. A little sappy for my taste.
: You like mammals? Meet Burt. Burt
: The world's largest land mammal, FYI. Savio
: Please, I couldn't eat another bite. Burt
: You got that right!
[Picks up Savio with his trunk and swings him back and forth
: [attacking King Julien
] Peanut head! Peanut head! Kowalski
: We're only here to talk, friend. Straight turkey, no judgements. Maurice
: Are you crazy? The dude's head doesn't even look like a peanut! King Julien
: What? How dare you insult my gloriously peanut-shaped head!
[Burt sticks his trunk over Julien's head
: Oh, golly! Maurice
: That ain't right.