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Chelsea Hansen (Character)
from Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire (2000) (TV)

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Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire (2000) (TV)
Adam Hansen: Cellphone is to teenager what coffin is to vampire.
Chelsea Hansen: And mom's the remote!
Adam Hansen: Yes, grasshopper. Now help me get this downstairs.
Chelsea Hansen: [Try to lift heavy coffin] This is where the whole cellphone-coffin analogy breaks down.

Adam Hansen: [reading through personals' ads to find their mom a date] Currently incarcerated, what does that mean?
Chelsea Hansen: In prison.

Taylor Hansen: I'm not going to let Dimitri turn Mom into an onion.
Chelsea Hansen: A what?
Adam Hansen: A minion, I told him vampires turn people into minions.