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Quotes for
Gazpacho (Character)
from "Chowder" (2007)

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"Chowder: The Bruised Bluenana/Shnitzel and the Lead Farfel (#1.14)" (2008)
Gazpacho: Mother always tells me that when a woman jumps into your cloak, and pretends to have a fruit for a baby and you can't get away, there's only one thing left to do...
[becomes invisible]
Chowder: Nah. Women can smell fear.
Gazpacho: [appears] Aw, nuts.

[Chowder bruised a bluenana]
Panini: Chowder, what did you do to our baby?
Chowder: Our... baby?
Panini: We have to nurse our baby back to health!
Chowder: We?
Panini: What?
Chowder: You said we?
Panini: We what?
Gazpacho: Who said what?
Chowder: She said we?
Panini: You?
Gazpacho: Me?
Chowder: No me?
Panini: [dreamy firmness] WE.
Gazpacho: Who?
Chowder: I don't even know anymore!
Panini: Chowder! Our baby bluenana is sick! We have no choice but to heal it... together.
Chowder: We?

Chowder: Gazpacho, help! I'm being held hostage by a madwoman!
Gazpacho: Oh, my gosh! A madwoman?
[jumps into a pickle barrel]

[Gazpacho disguises himself as a mother Bluenana to save Chowder]
Gazpacho: Oh, thank you very much for looking after my baby! I'll take him back now...
Panini: He's an IT! If you were its mother, you'd know that!


"Chowder: A Little Bit of Pizzazz! (#3.7)" (2009)
[Chowder is now able to juggle Gazpacho]
Gazpacho: Mother always said this day would come... she was right! She's always right!
[cries]


"Chowder: Panini for President/Chowder's Babysitter (#2.2)" (2008)
Gazpacho: Chowder, if there's one thing mother's taught me it's to sleep as much as you can. That way you don't have to face the horrible reality of what your life's become.


"Chowder: The Brain Freeze (#2.16)" (2009)
Gazpacho: [naked, to Chowder] Hey! Why're you wearing my coat?


"Chowder: Endive's Dirty Secret/Big Food (#2.19)" (2009)
Gazpacho: That Ms. Endive, she's disgusting! And that picture of her is gross too. Bada bing, I've got a million of 'em!


"Chowder: Chowder Loses His Hat/Brain Grub (#1.16)" (2008)
[working as an accountant]
Gazpacho: My fingers! They don't work on this calculator!


"Chowder: Grubble Gum/The Cinnamini Monster (#1.3)" (2007)
Gazpacho: I regret nothing.
[gum crushes his store]


"Chowder: At Your Service/Chowder and Mr. Fugu (#1.12)" (2008)
Ms. Endive: Panini, silence the fat one!
Gazpacho: But I didn't say nothin'!
Ms. Endive: Not you. The fat, purple buunycat kid.
Bunnycat: I didn't say nothin'.
Ms. Endive: [holding up Chowder] This one! Silence this one!


"Chowder: The Hot Date/The Shopping Spree (#2.7)" (2009)
Sergeant Hoagie: [interrogating Gazpacho] In your opinion, which would you think is better to bring on a blind date: chocolates or flowers?
Gazpacho: [crys] I don't know! I've never been on a date before! I'm scared of girls! So very scared!


"Chowder: The Lollistops (#2.18)" (2009)
Gazpacho: [to Chowder] So let me guess, you tasted the sweet glory that is Lollistop and went on a self-inflicting oral sabotage to get more, and before you know it all your teeth were gone, hmm?