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: Every time you open your mouth, what happens? Abercrombie
: I eat.
: I gotta break the date. Ruthie
: What date? Abercrombie
: Don't you remember? June 22nd? Ruthie
: June 22nd? I don't remwember anything about a date. Abercrombie
: Oh, yes. Don't you remember? I said I was gonna take you to the Palladium a long time ago, and you said, 'See me next year.' Well, tonight the year is up.
: [starting to shave Rags
] Now, I got the razor and the smelling salts. Rags Ragland
: The what? Abercrombie
: The smellin' salts. Rags Ragland
: What's that for? Abercrombie
: I faint when I see the sight of blood. Rags Ragland
: Oh... Rags Ragland
: [after a delayed reaction
] Blood! Look, if you cut me, there's gonna be plenty of blood, and it's all gonna be yours!
: [In disguise with a beard
] Did you ever hear the one about the guy who was so brave he stuck his right arm into a lion's mouth, right up to there.
[he motions to his shoulder
: [also in disguise
] He stuck his right arm in a lion's mouth up to there?
[also motioning to his shoulder
] Gregory LeMaise
: Yrah! Abercrombie
: His right arm? Gregory LeMaise
: Yeah! Abercrombie
: What's his name? Gregory LeMaise
[he breaks into raucous laughter
: [he spills his drink into Ambercrombie's turban which is on his lap
] You get it? Abercrombie
: [both are laughing
] I didn't get it that time. Gregory LeMaise
: You didn't? Abercrombie
: No, no. Gregory LeMaise
[he laughs even louder as Ambercrombie absentmindedly puts his turban on, drenching himself with the drink
] Gregory LeMaise
: [Ambercrombie stops laughing
] You know, you're a great fellow. You made me forget my troubles. Abercrombie
: You've drowned mine! Gregory LeMaise
] You've got troubles too? Abercrombie
: Yes, sir. Gregory LeMaise
] No, but I've got real troubles. I killed a man! Abercrombie
: [reacting to the camera
] A man killed me. That's why I'm wearing this fake beard.
: A face like mine is hard to forget. Buzz Kurtis
: How do you know? Abercrombie
: I've been tryin' for years!
: You can't sleep? Abercrombie
: No. Buzz Kurtis
: I've got just the thing for you. Don't go away.
[He leaves the room
] Buzz Kurtis
: [returning with a phonograph record
] Well, pal, here it is. Abercrombie
: What do you got there? Buzz Kurtis
: [reading the label
] 'Go To Sleep with Dr. Caswell Snide.' Abercrombie
: Oh, no! I wanna sleep alone!
: Now, listen. This is even better than you getting socked. You're dead! Abercrombie
: If I'm dead, then... then why am I so hungry?