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: Have you worked with Cameron Diaz? That girl is hot, isn't she? Fuck!
[laughs, then looks at Laura
: What? She's on my free pass list. Who's on yours? Laura
: George. Clarke
: [points at George
] This George? George Simmons
: Look out. Laura
: Yeah. Clarke
: Oh, well, I'll just have Cameron then. On her surfboard.
: No cussing in your standup. George Simmons
: That takes out half of my act.
: I used to do a lot of TV, like 90210. I always played bitchy parts. Ira Wright
: You must have been a good actress, because you don't seem like a bitch to me.