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Quotes for
Capt. Thadiun Okona (Character)
from "Star Trek: The Next Generation" (1987)

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"Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Outrageous Okona (#2.4)" (1988)
Capt. Thadiun Okona: A Klingon Security Officer?
Lieutenant Worf: Yes.
Capt. Thadiun Okona: No wars available, eh?

Capt. Thadiun Okona: Now, that's sex appeal!
Lt. Cmdr. Data: Sexual attraction in this context is not a part of my programming. I am an android.
Capt. Thadiun Okona: Well, then, have you seen any good-looking computers lately?

Capt. Thadiun Okona: [handing Wesley his defective guidance system] Commander, I leave this in your capable hands.
Wesley Crusher: Sir, this is Commander Data. I'm just an acting ensign.
Capt. Thadiun Okona: Well, acting ensigns have names, don't they?
Wesley Crusher: Wesley. Wesley Crusher.
Capt. Thadiun Okona: Nice to meet you, Acting Ensign Wesley Wesley Crusher.

Capt. Thadiun Okona: Have you ever been cold?
Lt. Cmdr. Data: No.
Capt. Thadiun Okona: Warm, then?
Lt. Cmdr. Data: No.
Capt. Thadiun Okona: What about drunk? Ever do that?
Lt. Cmdr. Data: From alcohol? That is not possible for me, sir.
Capt. Thadiun Okona: Pity. What about love?
Lt. Cmdr. Data: The act or the emotion?
Capt. Thadiun Okona: They're both the same.
Lt. Cmdr. Data: I believe that statement to be inaccurate, sir.

[Worf finds Okona in deep embrace with a woman in her quarters]
Lieutenant Worf: You will come with me to the main bridge!
Capt. Thadiun Okona: I'm sure it can wait a few minutes?
[continues kissing the woman]
Lieutenant Worf: NOW!
[Okana turns and has a stare-down with Worf]
Lieutenant Worf: [growls] I'd like that! But I have my orders.
Capt. Thadiun Okona: [smugly] Some other time.
[Okana turns to the woman he was kissing]
Capt. Thadiun Okona: Remember what it took to drag me from your arms!

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Now, please follow Commander Riker's instructions so our ship can get back to its normal routine.
Capt. Thadiun Okona: Whatever you say, Captain.
[Riker grins]
Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Something funny?
Commander William T. Riker: Well, the unexpected *is* our normal routine.

Capt. Thadiun Okona: Life... is like loading twice your cargo weight onto your spacecraft. If it's canaries, and you can keep half of them flying all of the time... you're all right.

Capt. Thadiun Okona: Yanar, you're angry at the embarrassment of all this. And maybe the timing and the approach is not the most romantic, but I know you love Benzan, and I don't want to see you throw away that feeling just because your parents have been quarreling for years and don't know how to behave properly.