From "Anger Management: Charlie and the Slumpbuster (#1.2)"
This woman has had a fantasy relationship with you for the past 16 years. Now she's tracked you down, exposed you in front of your patients. And you're so busy trying to be a better guy, that you are cooking dinner for a stalker.
She's not a stalker. She's just a woman with pathologically low self-esteem, obsessive fixations, and a tendency toward grandiose delusions.