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: [Extending his hand
] Oh, I'm Melvin Hoover, "Look" Mr. Schneider
: Look at what?
: They want me to marry Harry Flack! Melvin
: Judy, you can't! I - I love you, Judy! Judy
: Shh...Melvin... Melvin
: You're not gonna do it, are you? Judy
: Well, you see... Melvin
: Because if you do it, I'll be very frank about this, Judy. If you do it, I'll kill myself! Judy
: Melvin! Stop it! Melvin
: I mean it! Judy, you know how I feel! I'd do anything for you! I'd rob a bank, I'd take a rocket to the moon, anything! Just ask me! Judy
: Put me on the cover! My picture, on the cover of the magazine! Melvin
: Judy, I said I'd kill myself or take a rocket to the moon, but don't ask the impossible!
: You got a cover idea? What is it? Melvin
: A girl! Mergo
: Oh joy! Now THERE is an earth-shaking notion! A girl on the cover of a magazine! They'll go mad, I tell you, mad! Melvin
: But this girl's different! Mergo
: What's she got, three eyes?
[Picks up and drinks from a beaker
: Oh no, no you see...
: Mr. Mergo that's hypo! Mergo
] That's what I call a lousy drink.
: What are you grinning about? Melvin
: Oh, nothing, just happy. Mergo
: Well, don't let me catch you being happy around me!
: Harry Flack is coming to dinner Monday night. Melvin
: Oh. Well, that's simple. Poison him. Judy
: He wants to talk to Pop! He's going to propose! Melvin
: Propose! To your father?
: Have some food! Melvin
: No thanks, not on an empty stomach.