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: Where's the money, Monahan? Where's the 5.000 big ones? Monahan
: There must have been somebody else in the car. Captain Barbera
: Wrong, Monahan. Wrong. He was a lone wolf. But a crazy lone wolf. Look at 'em. Driving right into a brick wall. Can you explain all this to me, please?
: Where's the money? Professor Noah Tyler
: [in hospital bed
] What money? Captain Barbera
: Who told you to rob that payroll? Professor Noah Tyler
: I don't know. Captain Barbera
: Well, professor, you don't have very many answers. Professor Noah Tyler
: I'm afraid you know more about this than I do. Captain Barbera
: Then we're both in trouble. Who's the big mastermind? Who's the screwball that put this idea in your head? Professor Noah Tyler
: I... I don't know. Captain Barbera
: We're back to square one. Professor Noah Tyler
: I don't even know when it was done. Captain Barbera
: And I was saving the easiest question till last...
: Do you mean, the person you'd like to question is Spider-Man? Captain Barbera
: I do. Peter Parker
: What do you want to talk to him about? Captain Barbera
: Maybe I wanna ask him where he buys his webs.
J. Jonah Jameson
: Congratulations, Captain. Those men whould have flown away if you hadn't called their bluf. Captain Barbera
: Well, to tell you the truth, eh, I had a little help. That character in the clown suit, eh, he worked out pretty good. J. Jonah Jameson
: That freak! He ought to be locked up. Running around like a one-man army. I don't know where he came from, but I sure hope he goes back there. Captain Barbera
: Maybe you're right. People shouldn't interfere with the law. Let the police do that. J. Jonah Jameson
: Exactly. You men deserve all the credit for this job. Captain Barbera
: Well, if that's the way you're gonna put it in your paper, how can I stop ya?
[they laugh and pat each other on the back
: In theory, just two kilo's of Plutonium Oxide could cause millions of cases of lung cancer. Captain Barbera
: Okay, stop it, you're scaring me. Inspector DeCarlo
: I mean to!
: What's bugging you? Gale Hoffman
: Well, Peter got a call from a man who said he was John Ashton-Smith. He wanted to interview him for the news as a student spokesman. And after we got there, they tried to kidnap us. Inspector DeCarlo
: Kidnap you? Why? Peter Parker
: Well, they thought I had something to do with the missing plutonium. Captain Barbera
: Oh, that's funny, we had the same idea!
: Excuse me, Sir, you say you saw Spider-Man right here in this lab? Security Guard
: No, on the roof! Captain Barbera
: What difference does it make? Who else whould come in the window? Gale Hoffman
: Most cat burglars come in windows.
: [pointing at a picture of Mandak
] Every time he's around, something bad happens. Captain Barbera
: Really? I could say the same thing about you.
J. Jonah Jameson
: You did an excellent job, Captain. Captain Barbera
: Why thank you, sir. I'd like to take all the credit, but I have to admit I couldn't have pulled it off without Spider-Man. Peter Parker
: Oh, well, he'd be delighted to hear you say that, Captain, you mind if the Bugle quotes you on that? J. Jonah Jameson
: Not on your life! I'm not giving any recognition to some freak who runs around in a red and blue union suit!
: [Spidey has saved Captain Barbera from being crushed between a car and a truck
] Thanks, I'd've been a Barbera sandwich. Spider-Man
: If I hadn't pulled out the baloney!
: Parker, let me ask you something: deep down, do you really think this bomb will explode? Peter Parker
: Well, let me put it to you this way: as far as we know, since 1945, everyone who has attempted to explode an atomic bomb, has succeeded on the first try.
: Tell me something Parker, whenever there's trouble, how is it that you always seem to end up right in the middle of it? Peter Parker
: Just luck, I guess.