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Jackson 'Jax' Teller (Character)
from "Sons of Anarchy" (2008)

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"Sons of Anarchy: Poor Little Lambs (#7.4)" (2014)
[Jax visits Tully in prison to talk about moving the stolen Chinese heroin]
Ron Tully: If I find the right size bowl, how much do you think you're gonna be feedin' the dog?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [leaning forward and lowering his voice] Two cases. High-end rice chow.
Ron Tully: Is that an old Asian recipe?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: That's right.
Ron Tully: I have some relationship issues to work out, some sharing-the-dog-park shit.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: So is that a yes?
Ron Tully: You're gonna meet my dog walker. He'll make the final call.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Well, it's gonna have to be soon. Dog food's got an expiration date.
Ron Tully: Yeah.
[he pulls out a cell phone and begins dialing]
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: What are you doin', man? Cameras.
Ron Tully: Oh, no, I bought this room. They ain't on.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [confused] Then why the hell are we talkin' in code?
Ron Tully: I miss my dogs.
[Jax realizes that Tully is literally talking about dog food]
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I'm guessing German shepherds.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Is Nero around?
Gemma Teller Morrow: [Referring to Colette] Um... Your blonde mommy fetish out there... said that he'd be back in a few hours.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [laughing] First of all, if I had a mommy fetish, I'd be hookin' up with some psycho dominatrix.
Gemma Teller Morrow: Seems unfair.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Second, I think the phrase "mommy fetish" coming out of the mouth of my own mother should never happen again.
Gemma Teller Morrow: I just call it like I see it, babe.

Robert 'Bobby' Munson: [Referring to the transvestite hooker] We gotta find Venus.
Alex 'Tig' Trager: Oh, I know where she is.
[Everyone turns to look at him, surprised]
Alex 'Tig' Trager: We keep in touch.
[He leaves the room]
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [Jax turns to the others] Should I be worried they keep in touch?

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [Sees Tig watching Venus walk away] Somethin' we need to know here?
Alex 'Tig' Trager: We're friends. You know, we got things in common.
Robert 'Bobby' Munson: Yeah, I can think of one thing.
Alex 'Tig' Trager: Don't be disrespectful. I'm gonna head upstairs, gonna get her to move it along, end the dilly dally.
[Turns to follow Venus upstairs]
Ratboy: Dilly dally?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Okay. Now, I'm worried.

Robert 'Bobby' Munson: Remember when our biggest problem was which Mayan to kill?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Simpler times.
Robert 'Bobby' Munson: Simpler men.


"Sons of Anarchy: Papa's Goods (#7.13)" (2014)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I got this.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I think the struggle I understand best, even more than all the things you wanted for SAMCRO and all we eventually became. The one I feel the most is the war of the mind. Happens when you try to get right with both family and patch. That fear and guilt crippled me. I realized, as I think you did, a good father and a good outlaw can't settle inside the same man. I'm sorry, J.T. It was too late for me. I was already inside it. And Gemma... she had plans. It's not too late for my boys. I promise, they will never know this life of chaos. I know who you are now. And what you did. I love you, Dad.

Connor Malone: Oh, Jackson. You just killed an IRA king. There's no comin' back from that, lad.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: My ol' man tried to sever that tie 20 years ago.
[Big smile]
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Better late than never.

Tyne Patterson: Jackson. What happens at the end of the day?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [Softly, with a small smile] The bad guys lose.


"Sons of Anarchy: You Are My Sunshine (#6.12)" (2013)
Alex 'Tig' Trager: I'm all over it. Like he is on his mama.
Montez: My mama's dead, man.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: That won't stop him.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Starting a war drains both sides.
Bohai Lin: I am not starting it. I am joining it.

Tyler: See you soon.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: No, you won't.
Tyler: C'mon, Teller. Who you kiddin'?

August Marks: [to Connor] Talk to your organization. Let 'em know that I'm very serious about being in business with them. And, if it helps, my Mom's maiden name... is McDuffy.
Connor Malone: [after Marks turns to leave] You're just gonna leave me here with the cash?
August Marks: Partners gotta trust each other.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [to Marks with an Irish accent] Well done, McDuffy.


"Sons of Anarchy: Giving Back (#1.5)" (2008)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I love that guy more than anyone, but I also see what's happening to him and it scares the shit outta me. Opie can't be half in, half out. It'll get him killed, Donna.
Donna Lerner: Than I want him out. That other guy got out. Kyle.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Kyle was kicked out. You know why? Cause the night Opie got arrested for blowing up that truck yard, Kyle was supposed to be his getaway ride. Only the asshole panicked when he heard sirens, left Opie behind.
Donna Lerner: Opie never said anything...
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Cause Opie's not rat. Brothers don't turn on each other. He did the time. It's what we do. Opie will never walk away from the club. We both know that. He's like me; it's all we know. It's in our DNA, and if you keep pulling him in the other direction... we're not the glue Donna. You are.

Opie: I wanted the guy to be a miserable, broken piece of shit without SAMCRO. Tell you, I'm havin' a hard time though. You know this club means everything to me, the only thing I ever wanted from the time I went here. But everything else, Donna... the kids, work... they're all heading in the opposite direction. Just can't hook shit up. Feel like I'm missin' on every front.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I got no answers. My family plan is right out of the Sid and Nancy handbook. I'm so used to shit movin' in the other direction. I don't know what I'd do if something actually hooked up.

Kyle: No need to say anything Jax. I know my boundaries.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Well I wanna tell you anyways. You stay away from everyone. Kid's done playing, you and your teenager climb into your pretty little cage and drive away.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I'm sure we're all on Gemma's shit list by now.
Clarence 'Clay' Morrow: I live on that shit list.


"Sons of Anarchy: Smoke 'em If You Got 'em (#7.6)" (2014)
Alex 'Tig' Trager: [Going through Diosa's books with Jax] Wow. Did you know that Kiki offered mint flavored blow jobs?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: We're looking for outstanding balances, dickhead.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [When Gruen is told that Cross and the Grim Bastards are waiting down the road] They're with us.
Leland Gruen: Maybe you planned a little payback ambush?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Or, maybe I'm just a white guy who's not living in 1956.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [Meeting with Tully in prison] Do you own the room? I don't know enough dog code to say what I hafta say.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: You okay? You look like hell.
Gemma Teller Morrow: It's where I'm livin', Jackson.


"Sons of Anarchy: Black Widower (#7.1)" (2014)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Hey, you can keep hatin' as much as you want. But, when you get to Stockton, you should let your crew know that when push comes to shiv, when it needs a friend... they'd do best to reach out to the darkest hand in the yard.

Tyne Patterson: I've been doin' this for over 20 years. And until today, I have never said a word about my personal life to someone on the other side of this table.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: So, why me?
Tyne Patterson: Because I needed help to connect with a man who did the right thing
[slams the table]
Tyne Patterson: *ten* days ago! Who knows the importance of *family*. And that more violence will only destroy what's left of his.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: SAMCRO is throwing me a little homecoming bash tonight at our new adult entertainment facility.
Marcus Alvarez: You talkin' about that shitty porn warehouse on the docks?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: When you say it like that, it kinda loses all its magic.


"Sons of Anarchy: Orca Shrugged (#5.5)" (2012)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [In his journal] It's hard not to hate. People. Things. Institutions. When they break your spirit and take pleasure in watching you bleed. Hate... is the only feeling that makes sense. But, I know what hate does to a man. It tears him apart. Turns him into something he's not. Something he'd promised himself he'd never become. That's what I need to tell you. To let you know how hard I'm trying not to cave under the weight of all the awful things I feel in my heart. Sometimes my life feels like a deadly balancing act. What I feel slamming up against what I should do. Impulsive reactions racing to solutions miles ahead of my brain. When I look at my day, I realize that most of it was spent cleaning up the damage of the day before. In that life, I have no future. All I have is distraction. And remorse. I buried my best friend three days ago. As cliché as this sounds, I left a part of me in that box. A part I barely knew. A part I'll never see again. Every day is a new box, boys. You open it, you take a look at what's inside. You're the one who determines if it's a gift... or a coffin.

Jacob Hale: I was just reading an article on these, uh... home invasion attacks. People are very scared.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [Very sympathetic as Bobby nods in commiseration] I don't blame them.
Jacob Hale: Most think it's tied to the, uh... criminal element here in Charming.
Robert Munson: The city council?

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Nero explained the situation? I need to know what happens here, stays here.
Venus Van Dam: All my dates have that need, baby. But, discretion ain't cheap.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I was told two grand.
Venus Van Dam: You were told right.
[Jax gives her cash and she tucks in her purse]
Venus Van Dam: That will do. My lips are sealed. Although I might open them up a little bit for you.


"Sons of Anarchy: Salvage (#6.6)" (2013)
Eli Roosevelt: I know explosives when I smell it.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I can't tell you who, but I can tell you why. We're trying to end a relationship.
Eli Roosevelt: [Sarcastically] Oh. Then she's very pissed off.
Filip 'Chibs' Telford: [His voice dripping with old world and hard won wisdom] Aye. She sure is.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [to the two guys who pulled them over pretending to be motorcycle cops] We know a scam when we see one!
Alex 'Tig' Trager: That's right, we do. I've seen Smokey and the Bandit a thousand times. Love that movie.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [In a reasonable tone] I need you both to apologize to all my guys for your behavior today.
Officer Topher: You gotta be kiddin' me.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [after elbowing Topher in the jaw, he smiles maniacally at the other officer] Do *you* think I'm kiddin'?


"Sons of Anarchy: Aon Rud Persanta (#6.11)" (2013)
Clarence 'Clay' Morrow: Where are the Irish?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: In Ireland

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [to Connor] I'm giving you the truth you *need*.

Clarence 'Clay' Morrow: So, what happens now, Pres?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: We settle with the Irish.
Clarence 'Clay' Morrow: Hmm. And, uh, how do we do that with three dead bodies?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: How would you do it?
Clarence 'Clay' Morrow: Well... I mean the smart plan would be to blame it on a bad relationship. You know, two guys with some history get into a beef. One thing leads to another. Couldn't be helped.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Sounds about right.
Clarence 'Clay' Morrow: [a moment of silence as Clay finally realizes what the plan is] So, I guess you, uh, had another vote I wasn't privy to.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Yeah, we did. This time it was unanimous.
Clarence 'Clay' Morrow: [gives a small nod, accepting his fate] Fair enough.


"Sons of Anarchy: Toil and Till (#7.2)" (2014)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I'm gonna wait until Lin's vulnerable. Out of allies. And then I'm gonna reach out, offer him a helping hand. Once I'm inside, got his total trust... I'm gonna let him know that I'm the one that ruined him. Then I'm gonna look around his table, at his men, his family... ask him who he wants spared. First person he points to, that's who I'm killing. And then everyone else he cares about. I'm gonna let him live in the agony of that for a little while. And then I'm gonna end him. As slowly and painfully as possible.
Jury White: I understand your personal need here, son. But, the level of payback your talkin' about pulls the club in a very different direction. The last time I heard you share your vision, you were talkin' about *cutting* the ties to the things that were killing us.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I don't have a vision anymore. All I see is what's right in front of me.

Nero Padilla: Listen, uh, things have gotten a little unraveled.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Yeah, we heard about the Chinese guns.
Oscar El Oso Ramos: Yeah? From who?
Robert 'Bobby' Munson: Fox news. They're blaming Obama.


"Sons of Anarchy: Out (#4.1)" (2011)
Lyla: With this ring, I vow my love. I promise to always be a loving and faithful wife... and old lady.
Harry 'Opie' Winston: With this ring, I vow my love. And I promise always to cherish and protect you.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: What else?
Harry 'Opie' Winston: And treat you as good as my leather and...
[joined by everyone else]
Harry 'Opie' Winston: ride you as much as my Harley.

Lyla: [drunk at their wedding] Opie! Come dance with me! It's our song!
Harry 'Opie' Winston: Sorry, boys. Gotta go.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Wow... Only an hour in and you're already face-deep in a bowl of pussywhip.


"Sons of Anarchy: John 8:32 (#6.9)" (2013)
Alex 'Tig' Trager: [after seeing the damage done to his bike by a teenage runaway] Why my bike? I mean, really. Do all teenage girls just hate me?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Yes.
Happy: Yep.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [to DA Patterson] I'm the scumbag outlaw. And you're the pillar of justice. But, neither one of us likes looking at ourselves in the mirror.


"Sons of Anarchy: A Mother's Work (#6.13)" (2013)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [In his journal] There are lessons to be found here. But, mostly, I do this so that you can know me. Lately, as I write these, I realize they are as much for me as they are for you. This is the one place I can be completely open. The pen and paper has no judgment. No vote. It simply receives my truth, and allows me to turn the page. And today, this is my truth. I am terrified a great deal of the time. Afraid of what I've done. Of what I'm doing. And of what I might have to do. It's not a crippling fear. In fact, it's just the opposite. I thrive on it. I crave it. I need that rush of terror to get me out of bed in the morning. It's in my DNA. I have tremendous remorse for the acts of violence I've committed. Both planned and spontaneous. But, I think what brings me the most sorrow is that I've learned to justify this behavior. I always find a reason. A cause. A need. That allows me the karmic lubrication that allows me to stuff my guilt into a savage compartment. I've become the thing. The one I hated. And with that awareness comes periods of days, sometimes weeks, I have to avoid looking into a mirror. My self-hate is deep, so palpable, I fear I'll lunge at my own image, shatter the glass and cut myself with shards of broken reflection. Since my best friend was killed, I've lost my center. Op was always my pull back to true north. Now my doubt and sense of fraudulence barks so loudly in my head, that most of the time I can't hear anything else. Love, camaraderie, freedom. All the things I want from this life are lost in the din. Forgive my indulgence, sons. But, today may be a day we both remember. A defining day. And I want you to look back at this entry and know that at the very least, your father was completely honest. So, you know I speak the truth when I tell you that you are the most important thing to me. I will never hurt you. Never abandon you. I love you, Abel. I love you, Thomas. More than anything or anyone. I always will. Everything I do is for my sons.

Tyne Patterson: Do you ever struggle with your need to be a good man?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I struggle with all my needs. Just like everyone else.
Tyne Patterson: My guess is you struggle with it every day. What you are crashing into who you are.


"Sons of Anarchy: Pilot (#1.1)" (2008)
Clarence 'Clay' Morrow: Two in the back of the head. Quick and painless.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: It ain't easy being king.
Clarence 'Clay' Morrow: Yeah, you just remember that.

Gemma Teller Morrow: You coming to dinner tomorrow night? I'm picking up steaks from the German.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Oh you know it.
Gemma Teller Morrow: You should bring Chibs and that new kid.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: New kid doesn't eat meat.
Gemma Teller Morrow: Don't patch him in; can't trust anyone who doesn't eat meat.


"Sons of Anarchy: Patch Over (#1.4)" (2008)
John Teller: First time I read Emma Goldman wasn't in a book. I was sixteen, hiking near the Nevada border. The quote was painted on a wall in red. When I saw those words it was like someone ripped them from the inside of my head.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Anarchism... stands for liberation of the human mind from the dominion of religion; the liberation of the human body from the dominion of property; liberation from shackles and restraint of government. It stands for social order based on the free grouping of individuals.
John Teller: The concept was pure, simple, true. It inspired me. Lit a rebellious fire, but ultimately I learned the lesson that Goldman, Proudhom and the others learned. That true freedom requires sacrifice and pain. Most human beings only think they want freedom. In truth they yearn for the bondage of social order, rigid laws, materialism. The only freedom man really wants, is the freedom to become comfortable.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [voiceover, reading his fathers memoirs] True freedom requires sacrifice and pain. Most human beings only think they want freedom. The truth is they yearn for the bondage of social order, rigid laws, materialism. The only freedom man really wants is to be comfortable.


"Sons of Anarchy: Caregiver (#3.3)" (2010)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: You're all very unbalanced individuals.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [Referring to Lyla] Looks you guys are working things out, huh?
Harry 'Opie' Winston: I can never tell. Every time I try to talk to her, we end up naked.
Robert Munson: Just marry her. That'll stop it.


"Sons of Anarchy: Greensleeves (#7.7)" (2014)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Call Gemma. Tell her I need her at the cabin.
Ratboy: What do we tell her?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: That I need her at the cabin.
Ratboy: Mm hmm. What if she says no? Your mom can, you know, be a little... difficult.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Are you afraid of my mother?
Happy: We all are.

Filip 'Chibs' Telford: [Jax tries to toss Greenblatt out the window to make it look like suicide. But, he only breaks the window and gets hung up on the window frame and falls on one of the shards of glass dieing instantly. Chibs gestures with his gun] *That*... was a very sloppy suicide.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Yeah? It worked. He's dead.


"Sons of Anarchy: Stolen Huffy (#5.4)" (2012)
Gemma Teller Morrow: Why is she here?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: That's not your concern.
Gemma Teller Morrow: No, it's not. But, it should be yours.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: You know what, Mom? I kind of have a few things on my plate today. Like burying my best friend, so your need to be loved, worshiped and adored is a little low on my list today.

Lyla: What do I do, Jax? I can't raise three kids on my own. I can barely cover me and Piper. How am I supposed to care for those kids and earn a living?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Just like every other single mother. You get help. Friends. Family.
Lyla: My Mom lives two hours away. I don't have family up here.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Let me show you something.
[Takes her to the window and opens the blinds. They watch club members and women gathering for Opie's memorial service]
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: *That's* your family. Anything you need, you just ask. Anyone says no, they answer to me.


"Sons of Anarchy: Old Bones (#1.7)" (2008)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Distract 'em. I said distract 'em, not scar 'em for life!
Tig: Nah, I'm serious, man. I think it's infected.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Wheelin' out two bodies.
Alex 'Tig' Trager: There should be three.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I'm afraid to ask.
Alex 'Tig' Trager: Don't be. There it is.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Is this us?
Clarence 'Clay' Morrow: Ya...
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Ah, shit.


"Sons of Anarchy: Poenitentia (#6.3)" (2013)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [looking across the glass toward Lee Toric] I'm sorry about your sister. I can feel how personal this is for you. But SAMCRO didn't kill her. Otto acted alone. He's not a member anymore. He's just a broken guy more than a few blocks from sane. I don't give a shit what you do to him
[turning around toward Clay]
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: . But if you come after my wife... try to tie her to this murder... you're gonna feel how personal this is for me.

[last lines]
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [toward Tara after finding out she is pregnant] I love you.


"Sons of Anarchy: Playing with Monsters (#7.3)" (2014)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [to Marks, whose car just pulled up unannounced] You're a little early. Twelve inches a slave doesn't shoot until this afternoon.
August Marks: [Unamused] Get in.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: So much for playful banter.
Filip 'Chibs' Telford: [Very dry] I think they're still sensitive about the whole slave thing.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: My bad.

Sheriff Althea Jarry: What about the Chinese? Would they have any reason to want to hurt your club?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Not that I know of. I'm a very big fan of their food.


"Sons of Anarchy: Authority Vested (#5.2)" (2012)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [Nero has turned his truck around to charge the SUV that had been following them] What are you doing?
Nero Padilla: [Goes even faster towards the advancing SUV] Seein' what these brothers are made of.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [Getting nervous] I think they're made of about two tons of reinforced steel, brother.
Nero Padilla: I got to admit. Part of me's tryin' to impress you.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [Bracing himself against the dash and gripping the door frame as the two cars keep speeding and the distance between them gets shorter and shorter] No need to impress me, brother. Or kill me!
Nero Padilla: [Pats his own door frame as the cars get closer to each other] C'mon!
[At the last second, the SUV swerves and runs into a dumpster]
Nero Padilla: Hoo-wah!
[laughing]
Nero Padilla: That was fun.
[Jax looks at him in disbelief, then smiles]
Nero Padilla: Sorry. I don't get out much.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [to Opie who has just assaulted several sheriff's so that he can be arrested with Jax] Is this you becoming me?
Harry 'Opie' Winston: How'd I do?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [Smiling] Not bad.


"Sons of Anarchy: Crucifixed (#5.10)" (2012)
Eli Roosevelt: You suddenly struck with a conscience?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: No more than you, Sheriff.
Eli Roosevelt: Don't compare our guilt.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Hey, brother. Once you cross the line, there is no comparing. There's just that side of the line.

Jackson 'Jax' Teller: We're gonna get through this like we do everything else.
Tara Knowles: That's what scares me the most.


"Sons of Anarchy: Gilead (#2.7)" (2009)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Hey. You ever heard from Kohn?
Agent June Stahl: [Thinks]
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Dangerous being a Fed.


"Sons of Anarchy: Some Strange Eruption (#7.5)" (2014)
Alex 'Tig' Trager: [Dez isn't talking, so Tig takes matters into his own hands] Pull his pants down.
Happy: What?
Alex 'Tig' Trager: Pull his pants down.
Happy: What are you gonna do?
Alex 'Tig' Trager: I'm gonna shove this flute right up his ass.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I was just thinking beat down, but that works, too.
Happy: You're so gay.
Alex 'Tig' Trager: Just gay enough.


"Sons of Anarchy: Suits of Woe (#7.11)" (2014)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [At the table with the club] I'm sorry the family I was given created so much chaos for the family I've chosen. I hope you all know I love you very much.


"Sons of Anarchy: AK-51 (#1.6)" (2008)
Sheriff Vic Trammel: This is over.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Hey, Trammel. It's too late for over, man. You know all about us. And we know all about you. Look, the only way this relationship works is two of us together. Or one of us dead. I'll be waitin' for your call.


"Sons of Anarchy: Sovereign (#5.1)" (2012)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I'm gonna turn into Clay.
Harry 'Opie' Winston: [Intensely] I'm more afraid that I'm gonna turn into *you*.


"Sons of Anarchy: Dorylus (#4.3)" (2011)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [Jax and a few others have just pulled up to the car holding the two black kids who stole their guns. A cop had pulled them over for speeding, but Kozik drove by on his bike and shot the rear window out of the cop car to lure them away. Jax leans down to the driver's window and smiles] License and registration, please.


"Sons of Anarchy: Fun Town (#1.3)" (2008)
Kid 'Half Sack' Epps: Think you guys can double up and let me take one of your bikes?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [Points towards Chibs] Not unless he grows tits.
Filip 'Chibs' Telford: Big tits. Huge tits.
[Jax slaps Chibs's hand with his his and they both smirk]


"Sons of Anarchy: Falx Cerebri (#2.6)" (2009)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I love you.
Tara Knowles: You should!


"Sons of Anarchy: Seeds (#1.2)" (2008)
Bobby Munson: You know my rule: no bud before 9AM.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I don't have that rule.


"Sons of Anarchy: Los Fantasmas (#6.8)" (2013)
[last lines]
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Do you ever regret it? Coming back?
Tara Knowles: A lot of things I'd do differently. But no. He
[the kid]
Tara Knowles: makes it all worth it. Do you?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I sometimes wish you'd come back five years sooner. Or five years later. I'm lost here, Tara. I'm trying to put it back together, but... I don't know if I can.
Tara Knowles: I know.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I just feel so far away from you now. I know that's my fault. Please, just tell me, how do I get back?
Tara Knowles: I'm not sure.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Babe... please let me back in.


"Sons of Anarchy: Wolfsangel (#6.4)" (2013)
Filip 'Chibs' Telford: Talked to Belfast. They're up to speed. Now we'll just try to find some known IRA addresses here in North Cal.
Alex 'Tig' Trager: We're off to Oswald's now.
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Yeah.


"Sons of Anarchy: Booster (#4.2)" (2011)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [He and Opie are cuffed, lying face down on the floor] Helluva honeymoon.
Harry 'Opie' Winston: I should have just stayed in bed with my wife, the porn star.
[They laugh]


"Sons of Anarchy: The Culling (#2.12)" (2009)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Chucky, why don't you go wait by the Chief's car. Play with the sirens.
Chuck Marstein: Really?
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Yeah, sure.
Chuck Marstein: [Chuck runs off, smiling] .


"Sons of Anarchy: Small Tears (#2.2)" (2009)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Don't worry. I'm not going to go all Adriana on you.


"Sons of Anarchy: What a Piece of Work Is Man (#7.9)" (2014)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [while digging up the pastor's very ripe body] You okay?
Filip 'Chibs' Telford: No. All this shit... it triggers my Catholic superstitions.
[Takes a swig of whiskey]
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: Trust me. If this guy's got a ghost, it's lookin' for a bus full of dead school boys.
Filip 'Chibs' Telford: That's comforting.


"Sons of Anarchy: Lochan Mor (#3.8)" (2010)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [after beating an Irish Police Constable] Hap! Kill one of his men!
Happy: [Chambers a round in his handgun] Oh, yes I will!


"Sons of Anarchy: To Thine Own Self (#5.11)" (2012)
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I'm tired of being crushed under the weight of greedy men who believe in nothing.
[pause]
Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I have to change that.