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Delores Pasternak (Character)
from "Two and a Half Men" (2003)

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Overview

Biography:
Miss Delores Pasternak is a former 5th Grade teacher to Jake Harper... See more »
Alternate Names:
Dolores Pasternak / Miss Pasternak

Filmography

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TV:
  1. "Two and a Half Men"
        - Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2 (2015) TV episode, Played by Missi Pyle
        - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (2011) TV episode, Played by Missi Pyle (as Miss Pasternak)
        - Gumby with a Pokey (2010) TV episode, Played by Missi Pyle
        - A Jock Strap in Hell (2008) TV episode, Played by Alicia Witt (as Dolores Pasternak)
        - A Bag Full of Jawea (2004) TV episode, Played by Missi Pyle

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Quotes:
From "Two and a Half Men: A Jock Strap in Hell (#6.5)" (2008)
Jake Harper: [Charlie hires Jake's former 5th grade teacher away from her new lap-dance job to be Jake's tutor; she is wearing a revealing, low-cut outfit with leather boots; Jake doesn't seem to notice] I'm sorry, but I'm still confused.
Dolores Pasternak: Oh, boy. OK. Ummm, let's look at it this way. How 'bout if you make 40 dollars a dance. If you want to find out how much you can earn per hour, you have to solve for xd times 40; x being the number of dances you can do in an hour.
Jake Harper: What about tips?
Dolores Pasternak: That's a variable.
Jake Harper: Oh, I get it. So the money you kick back to the house is...
Both, together: The constant.
Dolores Pasternak: Good for you. That's a good start.
Jake Harper: Yeah, it was. You make learning fun.
[she laughs gently, he gets up to leave]
Dolores Pasternak: Where are you going?
[...]
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