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: Look you want another baby and maybe it's for a stupid reason! But, what, am I supposed to let them tell us? The phone company, and the cable company? Am I supposed to let them tell us...
[to the clerk
: Am I supposed to let you tell me that we can't have another baby? Clerk
: That's right, sir. Louie
: Well, guess what, asshole? We're gonna go home and we're gonna make another baby right now! Kim
: Wow, honey, you got like an anger boner right now! Louie
: I'm gonna fuck your tits off!
: Do you know much we have in checking right now? Negative 50 dollars. We have to raise 50 bucks to be broke. Kim
: I don't care. I'm not waiting. Lucy is four already. I'm getting pregnant right now! Louie
: You ain't gettin' pregnant without my sperm. Kim
: That is not your sperm! That is our sperm! That's my sperm!
[grabs for Louie's crotch
: Give it back! Give me! Give it!
: [Kim tries to seduce Louie by bending over
] Ooh, look at the dirty, dirty stove. Louie
: Cut it out. Kim
: Why? Am I turning you on? Louie
: Yes, dummy. Kim
[grabs Louie's genitals
: Do something about it, you big fuckin' polesmoker. Louie
] We can't afford it. Kim
: Stop thinking about money. The only thing you should be thinking about...
: is all this ass. Louie
: [talking into Kim's behind
] We can't afford it! Kim
: Yeah, talk to it, baby. Louie
: Look, I would love to tap that ass. Kim
: So tap it! Louie
: I want to but my dick is too aware that your pussy is a chamber of financial ruin. Kim
: Are you serious? Louie
: I'm sorry. I need at least 3000 dollars in an interest bearing account to get fully hard.
: So we always hated each other? Louie
: Yeah! Kim
: Isn't that bad? Louie
: No, it's great. 'Cause all married couples hate each other. The ones that don't make it are the ones that can't handle it. But we know we can handle it 'cause it's been there since the beginning. But we still chose to be together. Kim
: Yeah, we did. This marriage was built on hate! Louie
: That's why it's gonna last forever.
[They hold hands and look at each other
: Listen, tonight when we get home... I'm gonna fuck your tits off.
[Louie is having a family barbecue in the courtyard
: Hey, everybody! You wanna hear a funny joke? Louie
: Hey, whoa, Rich, don't tell a joke! There's kids here. Rich
: Don't worry. It's completely clean. It's a kids' joke. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Mike
: I don't know. Why? Rich
: Because he heard the referee was blowin' fowls. Mike
: I don't get it. Rich
: "Fowl" is a double entendre, asshole. It means the ref was suckin' the chicken's dick. Louie
: Jesus! Shut up, Rich! Rich
: All right, fine! Back to boring.