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Quotes for
Abel (Character)
from Weirdsville (2007)

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Weirdsville (2007)
Royce: What are you, are you like Satan worshipers?
Abel: Hey hey, zip zip zip. You are not worthy to utter his name! But yes, we do bask in the light of the dark lord.

Abel: Let's begin. Todd Crenshaw, are you willing to renounce all loyalty to God and Jesus Christ?
Todd: Yeah man!
Abel: Do you swear allegiance to the prince of darkness?
Todd: I do.
Treena: It's 'I swear' Todd! Not I do!
Seamus: You're not getting married.

Treena: Jesus Christ!
Abel: You know what, watch your mouth little missy!
Treena: [screaming] I know! I know! Okay!
Abel: [yelling back] I'll wash your mouth out with soap!

Abel: One little Satanic ritual. Is that too much to ask?

[as a bunch of midgets dressed as medieval knights attack his car]
Abel: Grow up!

Abel: Be gone. Walk with Satan. Don't step on the pentagram!