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: What are you, are you like Satan worshipers? Abel
: Hey hey, zip zip zip. You are not worthy to utter his name! But yes, we do bask in the light of the dark lord.
: Let's begin. Todd Crenshaw, are you willing to renounce all loyalty to God and Jesus Christ? Todd
: Yeah man! Abel
: Do you swear allegiance to the prince of darkness? Todd
: I do. Treena
: It's 'I swear' Todd! Not I do! Seamus
: You're not getting married.
: Jesus Christ! Abel
: You know what, watch your mouth little missy! Treena
] I know! I know! Okay! Abel
: [yelling back
] I'll wash your mouth out with soap!
: One little Satanic ritual. Is that too much to ask?
[as a bunch of midgets dressed as medieval knights attack his car
: Grow up!
: Be gone. Walk with Satan. Don't step on the pentagram!