Maynard 'MJ' Delfino
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Maynard 'MJ' Delfino (Character)
from "Desperate Housewives" (2004)

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"Desperate Housewives: Rose's Turn (#5.20)" (2009)
M.J. Delfino: Daddy!
Mike Delfino: Hey buddy, hey are you hungry?
M.J. Delfino: No mummy made spaghetti!
[points at the ceiling]

"Desperate Housewives: Bargaining (#5.21)" (2009)
Bree Van De Kamp: MJ there's someone in my life who hits me with a dead squirrel every single day, and you are the only one who can help me. Please, please invite Evan to your party
M.J. Delfino: ...ok.
Bree Van De Kamp: Thankyou, oh thankyou sweetheart
[kissed MJ on the head and walks off]
M.J. Delfino: Boy the stuff I do for macaroons.