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Quotes for
Kaidan Alenko (Character)
from Mass Effect 3 (2012) (VG)

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Mass Effect (2007) (VG)
Kaiden Alenko: Now we have to find... to find...
Commander Shepard: [sees the Thorian] That's... large.

Kaiden Alenko: I think we're gonna need a bigger boot, Commander.

Female Commander Shepard: The council represents more races than I thought. No wonder they're careful with newcomers.
Kaiden Alenko: They probably just want to keep everything running. It has to be hard keeping all these cultures working together.
Ashley Williams: Or maybe they just don't like humans.
Female Commander Shepard: Why not? We've got oceans, beautiful women, this emotion called love. According to the old vids, we have everything they want.
Kaiden Alenko: When you put it that way, there's no reason they wouldn't like you. I mean, us! Humans! Ma'am.
Ashley Williams: You don't take much shore leave, do you, L-T?

Ashley Williams: Huh. Nobody died.
Kaiden Alenko: I could shoot someone if it would make you feel better.
Ashley Williams: Nah, I'm good.

Female Commander Shepard: What's wrong with your assistant?
Dr. Warren: Manuel has a brilliant mind, but he's always been a bit... unstable. Genius and madness are two sides of the same coin.
Dr. Manuel: Is it madness to see the future? To see the destruction rushing towards us? To understand that there is no escape? No hope? No, I am not mad. I'm the only sane one left.
Dr. Warren: I gave him an extra dose of his meds after the attack.
Female Commander Shepard: Say goodnight, Manuel.
Dr. Manuel: You cannot silence the truth! My voice must be heard - ungh!
[Shepard punches Dr. Manuel unconscious]
Dr. Warren: Oh my God! What did you do?
Kaiden Alenko: That might've been a little extreme, Commander

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Thrusters, check. Navigation, check. Internal emissions sink engaged. All systems online. Drift... just over 1,500 K.
Nihlus Kryik: 1,500 is good. Your captain will be pleased.
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: I hate that guy.
Kaiden Alenko: Nihlus gave you a compliment, so you hate him?
Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: You remember to zip up your jumpsuit on your way out of the bathroom? That's good! I just jumped us halfway across the galaxy and hit a target the size of a pinhead, so that's incredible! Besides, Spectres are trouble. I don't like having him on board. Call me paranoid.
Kaiden Alenko: You're paranoid.

Urdnott Wrex, Kaiden Alenko: This isn't right, Shepard. If there's a cure for the genophage, we can't destroy it.
Female Commander Shepard: This has to be done. Saren's the enemy, not me.
Urdnott Wrex: Really? Saren created a cure for my people. You want to destroy it. Help me out here, Shepard. The lines between friend and foe are getting a little blurry from where I stand.
Female Commander Shepard: I don't care what your personal feelings are. This base gets destroyed.
Urdnott Wrex: Don't push me, Shepard. I followed you because I wanted to fight for something more than credits. If you can't give me a better reason than this to destroy the hopes of my people, then I'm done with you.
Female Commander Shepard: All you need to know is that I'm giving you an order to fall in line.
Urdnott Wrex: So that's it. All this time, and that's all I get from you? How can you not see what this means to the Krogan? This base can't be destroyed. I won't allow it!
[Shepard hits Wrex over the head and shoots him three times]
Kaiden Alenko: Commander. Are you... alright?
Female Commander Shepard: I'm feeling a hell of a lot better than he is.

Mass Effect 3 (2012) (VG)
Kaidan Alenko: [playing poker] Got the flush.
Lt. James Vega: Mmmmmm... full house. Caught it on the river.
Kaidan Alenko: Shit.
Lt. James Vega: Thought you were bluffing on the flush. Good for you.
Kaidan Alenko: Can it, Lieutenant.
Lt. James Vega: [laughs] Yes sir, Major Alenko, sir.

Commander Shepard - Male: What are we having? A Canadian delicacy of some sort?
Kaidan Alenko: Uh, sure. We have beef, we have bacon, we have beer. The foods of my people. Wish me luck.
Commander Shepard - Male: If you need luck to cook us dinner, we're screwed.
Kaidan Alenko: Screwed? You hurt me, Shepard. Relax. It's gonna be great.
Commander Shepard - Male: Guess we'll find out. So remember how I saved the Citadel? And then - you weren't there - I survived a suicide mission? All these close calls I've had, only to be taken out by dinner.
[Kaiden glares at Shepard]
Commander Shepard - Male: Can it be at least quick and painless?

Kaidan Alenko: [about the dinner he cooked] That was great.
Commander Shepard - Male: Still waiting for the botulism to kick in.
Kaidan Alenko: Hey, I thought it was pretty good.
Commander Shepard - Male: I'm messing with you, K. Can I call you K?
Kaidan Alenko: No.
Commander Shepard - Male: I didn't think so. See? Sensitive.
Kaidan Alenko: Or... Maybe you're being an ass.
Commander Shepard - Male: Major, did you just call your CO an ass?
Kaidan Alenko: No, I called my friend an ass. Talk about sensitive.

Kaidan Alenko: Hey, Shepard, I'm starving. What do you got?
Commander Shepard - Female: We're heading out, Kaidan.
Kaidan Alenko: We'll just end up back here anyway, am I right?
[Kisses her]
Kaidan Alenko: Trust me, let me impress you.
Commander Shepard - Female: Oh no, really?
Kaidan Alenko: Come on!
Commander Shepard - Female: You want me to sit there and watch you cook?
Kaidan Alenko: You're not watching me cook, you're helping me drink beer. Now sit your ass down.

Kaidan Alenko: You like to cook, Shepard?
Commander Shepard - Female: Roommate on Arcturus taught me. He said eating cafeteria crap 24-7 was bad for morale.
Kaidan Alenko: Is there anything you're bad at?
Commander Shepard - Female: Where did you learn to cook?
Kaidan Alenko: Classes at Jump Zero, believe it or not. Young biotics who can't cook for themselves risk starving.
Commander Shepard - Female: Did you pass? You're burning the garlic.
Kaidan Alenko: Sorry. I guess I'm distracted.
Commander Shepard - Female: By?
Kaidan Alenko: I wonder...