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: My great-great-great grandfather was the eldest son of the Duke of Bridgewater. He drank himself to death, the dearl soul. The King
: Dear Duke Bilgewater, let me comfort you... I can see that there is something in your eye that is very reminiscent of the picture I have seen of Duke Bilgewater... on a whiskey bottle!
: Will you allow me to recite Romeo and Juliet? To augment my imagination, I ask you to be Juliet... to whom I confess my young Lo-ove. The King
: But if I'm Juliet, won't my bald head and long whiskers distract you?
: Unfortunately however; women and children will not be admitted to either performance under any circumstances.
: If any real lynchin's gonna be done around here, come back with your masks on.
: We've even invented something to remove tartar off your teeth... unfortunately, the enamel goes right along with it.