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: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan
: What? K.I.T.T.
: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan
: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.
: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae
: Rules are rules.
: When I was playing Planetary War Craft last night, I imagined you were Queen Zorda of Gorn. Zoe Chae
: Queen Zorda? The naked chick with the tentacles? Billy Morgan
: Ha. Yeah Zoe Chae
: Ew. Billy Morgan
: I, uh... Zoe Chae
: Did you just go all Clarence Thomas on me? Billy Morgan
: No, the traffic cam and the software firewall, I thought we were having a moment. Zoe Chae
: I could so call Human Resources right now. Billy Morgan
: I'm - I'm sorry. It was - It was a misunderstanding. Zoe Chae
: Let me ask you a question. Think very carefully before you answer. Billy Morgan
: Okay. Zoe Chae
: What was I doing with my tentacles?
: [about Michael
] He's all coiled up and hinky. Billy Morgan
: Hinky? Mike is loose as a goose. A man with a plan. A dude in a mellow mood. Zoe Chae
: You rhyme like a white boy and not a Beastie Boy.
: How ya doing, Maddie? Maddie Johnson
: Well, I'm sitting inside a talking car that's driving itself to the hospital with a wounded police officer, and my mom's been kidnapped. How do you think I'm doing? Billy Morgan
: Ok, too precocious for me. Zoe Chae
: You have a problem with dealing with any member of the opposite sex, don't you? Billy Morgan
: Pretty much, yeah.
: I see you've already met Kitt. Maddie Johnson
: Yeah, he's pretty cool. Sarah Graiman
: And he's also a secret. Can you keep a secret? Zoe Chae
: Of course she can keep a secret. She's a girl. Billy Morgan
: Listen, Zoe, I have advanced degrees in applied physics, quantum physics, electrical and mechanical engineering, chemistry, as well as discrete and applied mathematics. Zoe Chae
: And I speak nine languages. We should make a baby. Billy Morgan
] Really? Zoe Chae
: Mike, did I just hear KITT smacking your around? Mike Traceur
: KITT and I are communicating. That's what partners do. Billy Morgan
: No, it just sounded like KITT was making you his bitch.