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: You're gonna want to cut those apron strings. Otherwise you're never going to be a real man! Adam
: I don't need to be a real man. I'm an actor!
: Putz: noun - a yokel; a jerk. Censor
: My rabbi consultant said it means penis. Rosie
: We're allowed to say penis! Censor
: Yes, you can say penis, but this is the bad penis. Like 'prick'. Rosie
: And... what exactly is the *good* penis? Adam
: [starts to take off his belt and unbutton his pants
] Check it out.
[snickers from ensemble of 'You Go Girl' actors
: Remember when we had that talk about you being 29? I keep thinking about how... *young* that is. Adam
: Well, I'm planning on getting older. Rosie
] Yeah, well I'm not planning on getting younger. Adam
: That's just being stubborn.
: Young is far superior to old. Adam
: In what? Rosie
: In everything. Adam
: Oh yeah? Who's funnier: Tom Green, or George Carlin? Rosie
: Well, that's a freak example.
: Honey, I'm home! Alone... Starring Macauley Culkin... As a boy who is inadvertently left by himself... At his house... When his parents go on a long vacation.
: Art without love is nothing. Nietzsche said that.
[writer in commentary said she misremembered quote - it is by Nabokov