No Photo Available
Top Links
main detailsbiographyby votesphoto galleryquotes
by yearby typeby ratingsby votesby TV seriesby genreby keyword
Did You Know?
photo galleryquotes

Quotes for
Freddy the Ferret (Character)
from Barnyard (2006)

The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.
"Back at the Barnyard: Cowman and Ratboy/Cow's Best Friend (#1.2)" (2007)
Peck the Rooster: Now, explosives can be highly unpredictable, Freddy. You want to help me do a test run?
Freddy the Ferret: You had me at 'explosives.'

Peck the Rooster: I keep forgetting if we're supposed to use one ounce of blast powder or one 78-pound barrel of blast powder.
Freddy the Ferret: Well, you know what the old saying is, when in doubt...
Peck the Rooster, Freddy the Ferret: ...go with the 78-pound barrel of blast powder.

Freddy the Ferret: Hey, anybody ever notice that Otis and Cowman are never together at the same time?
Bessy the Cow: You're really 31 flavors of dumb, aren't you?

"Back at the Barnyard: Hypno-a-Go-Go/Fowl Play (#1.5)" (2007)
Freddy the Ferret: [about eating Peck] What? That's sick. I'm deeply offended!
[coughs up one of Peck's feathers]
Pip the Mouse: Oh my gosh!
Abby the Cow: Freddy, how could you?

Otis the Cow: I object!
Freddy the Ferret: Me too!
[eggs are thrown at him]

"Back at the Barnyard: Escape from the Barnyard/The Good, the Bad, the Snotty (#1.1)" (2007)
Freddy the Ferret: He seems nice. Wait, not nice. What's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue. Oh yeah. Dangerously insane!

Barnyard (2006)
Freddy the Ferret: [the unconscious farmer has discovered the animals] He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!
Otis the Cow: There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.
Miles the Mule: He's a vegan! God bless him.
Pig the Pig: And, uh, what is a vegan again?
Freddy the Ferret: Oh, I know this one...
Pip the Mouse: Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.
Peck the Rooster: No, no, that's a vegetarian.
Pig the Pig: Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?
Duke the Dog: That's a VAMPIRE. C'mon!
Pip the Mouse: You can't eat cheese?
Bessy the Cow: It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.
Peck the Rooster: Cake?
Pig the Pig: Cake has egg products...
Pip the Mouse: But you can't have any dairy!
Freddy the Ferret: No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
Pig the Pig: I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
[the animals all gasp as the farmer awakens and reacts. Miles kicks him in the head a second time]
Miles the Mule: It's not like we have a lot of options.

"Back at the Barnyard: Lights! Camera! Moo!/Animal Farmers (#1.7)" (2007)
Otis the Cow: Hey, what did you use in that energy drink?
Bessy the Cow: Milk.
Peck the Rooster: Vitamins.
Abby the Cow: Love.
Otis the Cow: And...?
Freddy the Ferret: And these pepper shakers.
Otis the Cow: That's not pepper, that's dynamite!