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: If you're lookin' for hard-ridin', Injun-fightin' whiskey drinkin' mulepackers, then by *God* you've got one! Maj. Amos Dundee
: What in the hell am I supposed to do with you? Sgt. Gomez
: He's the biggest drunk, but the best mule packer in the Territory, sir. Maj. Amos Dundee
: What's your name? Wiley
: Wiley. Maj. Amos Dundee
: All right, Wiley. Make your mark. Wiley
: Whiskey? Maj. Amos Dundee
: All you can drink...
[Wiley signs the contract
] Maj. Amos Dundee
: ...when you've earned it. Sergeant, take him to a cell and dry him out.
[Sergeant Gomez escorts Wiley out of the room
: Well! I ain't never seen anything like this before!
: [during the fight between Dahlstrom and Benteen
] Boy, you sure do kick up a lot of dust with your sermon, Reverend!
Maj. Amos Dundee
: [after a battle, Dundee comes across Wiley, bleeding from a head wound
] Wiley, are you hit? Wiley
: No, sir. My damned mule kicked me.
: [about the children they have rescued from the Apache
] Doesn't look like the gut-shuckers been feedin' 'em much. Wiley
: You ever seen a fat Apache? Sgt. Chillum
: I ain't yet!