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from "Dilbert" (1999)
Alice: What's the old familiarity technique?
Wally: It involves spending so much time with a woman that she gets used to your faults. It's like falling in love but without the expense.
Dilbert: If I could have made this tobacco lobbyist spend enough time with me...
Wally: ...while she was using you...
Dilbert: ...then maybe, just maybe, the inertia would carry her beyond the point of being repulsed by my personality.
Wally: Then one day if she breaks up with a socially functional boyfriend, she might be to emotionally crippled to date again. And there Dilbert will be.
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