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Paige Clark (Character)
from "Ellen" (1994)

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"Ellen: The Apartment Hunt (#2.14)" (1995)
Ellen Morgan: Of course he's guilty.
Paige Clark: But are they going to find him guilty? I met the brother-in-law of the ex-boyfriend of the courtroom stenographer and she says: "no way".
Ellen Morgan: Yeah, well my dry cleaner, and I give him a lot of business so that he's not about to lie to me, his cousin works in the prison laundry and he met the ex-wife of one of his golfing buddies and ex-football teammates who said that he said that he really did it.
Paige Clark: What did he say exactly?
Ellen Morgan: I don't know. "Yep, I did it. I killed her. What more can I say?" Or... something like that.

Paige Clark: I have our whole day worked out. We're going hiking at Topengia Canyon, and then going to the beach.
Ellen Morgan: I can't. I'm going apartment hunting with Audrey.
Paige Clark: Audrey? Blow her off.
Ellen Morgan: I can't. I don't like her enough.
Paige Clark: But you just blew me off.
Ellen Morgan: That's 'cause I like you. I don't feel guilty when I blow you off. Belive me, if I didn't like you, if we weren't so close, I'd spend so much time with you.

"Ellen: The Puppy Episode: Part 2 (#4.23)" (1997)
Paige: I still can't believe that Ellen is gay.
Spence: Well, I always thought for a while she might be. I mean she could always run faster than I could, throw a ball farther, climb a tree faster...
Joe Farrell: Did you ever think maybe YOU were gay?

"Ellen: Thirty Kilo Man: Part 2 (#2.24)" (1995)
[last lines]
Ellen Morgan: You want to go and see a movie? Batman 3?
Paige Clark: My idea?
Ellen Morgan: You know, I'm going to be in a movie this summer.
Paige Clark: [sarcastic] Shut up!
Ellen Morgan: I mean it.
Paige Clark: Yeah right, and I'm going to star in a Broadway musical.
Ellen Morgan: Okay, now you're just being stupid.

"Ellen: Emma (#5.8)" (1997)
Ellen Morgan: I can't believe it. Emma Thompson is gay.
Paige Clark: So what? Half this town is gay, and the other half pretends to be gay in order to kiss up to David Geffen.

"Ellen: Shake, Rattle and Rubble (#3.1)" (1995)
Paige: What are you doing in here?
Spence: I'm playing "Crimson Tide" and I'm waiting for Denzel Washington to punch me in the face. I'm taking a bath, what does it look like I'm doing?

"Ellen: Salad Days (#3.8)" (1995)
[Spence's girlfriend, Denise, arrives in weired multi-colored facial makeup]
Alien Denise: Hi, Spence. I am I late?
Spence Kovak: Denise?
Alien Denise: Oh, I just came from the set. They're shooting a Babylon 5 episode and I have to go back later for some pick-up shots.
Paige Clark: [whispering to Spence] Couldn't find anybody in this galaxy, huh?
Spence Kovak: [whispering back; embarrassed] Shut up.

"Ellen: Vows (#5.22)" (1998)
[Paige is trying on a skimpy wedding dress for Lois]
Lois Morgan: Oh, no. I couldn't possibly pull that off.
Paige Clark: Sure you could... right over your head!