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: Of course he's guilty. Paige Clark
: But are they going to find him guilty? I met the brother-in-law of the ex-boyfriend of the courtroom stenographer and she says: "no way". Ellen Morgan
: Yeah, well my dry cleaner, and I give him a lot of business so that he's not about to lie to me, his cousin works in the prison laundry and he met the ex-wife of one of his golfing buddies and ex-football teammates who said that he said that he really did it. Paige Clark
: What did he say exactly? Ellen Morgan
: I don't know. "Yep, I did it. I killed her. What more can I say?" Or... something like that.
: I have our whole day worked out. We're going hiking at Topengia Canyon, and then going to the beach. Ellen Morgan
: I can't. I'm going apartment hunting with Audrey. Paige Clark
: Audrey? Blow her off. Ellen Morgan
: I can't. I don't like her enough. Paige Clark
: But you just blew me off. Ellen Morgan
: That's 'cause I like you. I don't feel guilty when I blow you off. Belive me, if I didn't like you, if we weren't so close, I'd spend so much time with you.
: I still can't believe that Ellen is gay. Spence
: Well, I always thought for a while she might be. I mean she could always run faster than I could, throw a ball farther, climb a tree faster... Joe Farrell
: Did you ever think maybe YOU were gay?
] Ellen Morgan
: You want to go and see a movie? Batman 3? Paige Clark
: My idea? Ellen Morgan
: You know, I'm going to be in a movie this summer. Paige Clark
] Shut up! Ellen Morgan
: I mean it. Paige Clark
: Yeah right, and I'm going to star in a Broadway musical. Ellen Morgan
: Okay, now you're just being stupid.
: I can't believe it. Emma Thompson is gay. Paige Clark
: So what? Half this town is gay, and the other half pretends to be gay in order to kiss up to David Geffen.
: What are you doing in here? Spence
: I'm playing "Crimson Tide" and I'm waiting for Denzel Washington to punch me in the face. I'm taking a bath, what does it look like I'm doing?
[Spence's girlfriend, Denise, arrives in weired multi-colored facial makeup
] Alien Denise
: Hi, Spence. I am I late? Spence Kovak
: Denise? Alien Denise
: Oh, I just came from the set. They're shooting a Babylon 5 episode and I have to go back later for some pick-up shots. Paige Clark
: [whispering to Spence
] Couldn't find anybody in this galaxy, huh? Spence Kovak
: [whispering back; embarrassed
] Shut up.
[Paige is trying on a skimpy wedding dress for Lois
] Lois Morgan
: Oh, no. I couldn't possibly pull that off. Paige Clark
: Sure you could... right over your head!