From "Unhitched: Woman Marries Horse (#1.2)"
Look, I told you, it's just a little skin tag, ok. How about this? How about you have her drop by the office? It'll take 2 seconds. She won't feel a thing. We'll just knock that little bugger to the curb. What do you say?
Jack 'Gator' Gately
That's a really good idea. Because women love when you point out their imperfections and then suggest amputation.