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Lt. Gregory Vukovic (Character)
from "JAG" (1995)

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"JAG: JAG: San Diego (#10.17)" (2005)
Navy Lt. Catherine Graves: I am not letting you in, Vukovic, okay? I am on guy-atus.
Lt. Gregory Vukovic: Guy-atus?
Navy Lt. Catherine Graves: A hiatus from guys...

[after a row, Tali storms off]
Lt. Gregory Vukovic: Yeah, that's right. Run away like you always do!
Lt. Tali Mayfield: [comes back] You know, you don't just use people. You use people UP!

"JAG: Death at the Mosque (#10.18)" (2005)
Capt. Stanley Ellis: You read the R.O.E. Got any advice?
Lt. Gregory Vukovic: Yeah. Don't get shot.

Lt. Gregory Vukovic: [having been assigned TAD to the Marine division] This your idea, Major?
Marine Major Try Atkins: I thought maybe you'd like to see some combat up close.
Lt. Gregory Vukovic: As part of my continuing education?
Marine Major Try Atkins: One way of putting it.
Lt. Gregory Vukovic: I got your guy off the hook.
Marine Major Try Atkins: My guy? I was trying to put him in prison.
Lt. Gregory Vukovic: When you got shot up, sir, did they happen to hit you in the heart?
Marine Major Try Atkins: Never had one. Good luck, Vic.

"JAG: Straits of Malacca (#10.16)" (2005)
Lt. Gregory Vukovic: How's your Hebrew?
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: It's not as good as my Farsi, but it's passable. "The subject, Akay Anwar, born into a wealthy Indonesian family, educated in London, arrested by the Indonesian authorities in '93 on suspicion of subversive activities. Tortured. Charged with numerous acts of piracy. Only recently tied to Bali hotel bombing."
Lt. Gregory Vukovic: He's starting to bankroll terrorists. Did you see the manifest for the Pulau?
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: It's on my list. Why?
Lt. Gregory Vukovic: Among other things, she's carrying 20,000 pounds of ammonium nitrate. Fertilizer.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Mixed with the fuel from their tanks...
Lt. Gregory Vukovic: It'll make the Oklahoma City bombing look like a firecracker.

Lt. Gregory Vukovic: You look pretty good in leather.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: It's neoprene.

"JAG: Dream Team (#10.21)" (2005)
Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.: So, the dolphin did come back?
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Apparently.
Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.: What's going to be the charge?
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Sturgis hasn't decided yet.
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Hasn't decided what?
Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.: Oh, sir. You've got to hear this. It's ridiculous.
[off Mac's look]
Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.: In a serious sort of way, sir.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: I'm representing Seaman Apprentice Charles Bander. He released two Navy dolphins from a marine mammal deployment center.
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Why?
Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.: They think he did it on porpoise, sir.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: He felt he owed them a debt.
Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.: You know, kind of a squid pro quo, sir.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: He was caught by one of the trainers in the dolphins' pen with a bucket of fish.
Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.: Red herring, probably. You know, trying to avoid pursuit.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: One more fish joke, and I'll have you filleted.
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: What happened to the dolphins?
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Well, they, uh, came back on their own.
Lt. Cmdr. Bud Roberts, Jr.: What would you charge him with, sir?
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.: Well, there's, uh, Article 96: Releasing a prisoner without authorization.
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: You enjoying yourselves?
Lt. Gregory Vukovic: [entering] Room for one more?
Lt. Col. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie: Yeah, if you promise no fish jokes.
Lt. Gregory Vukovic: Oh, not even one, just for the halibut?