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Det Sgt. Bung
: A young lady has disappeared and we're anxious to trace her whereabouts. Dr. Watt
: Oh? Whereabouts? Det Sgt. Bung
: Hereabouts. Albert
: At ten o'clock. Det Sgt. Bung
: Or thereabouts. Constable Slobotham
: In this vicinity. Det Sgt. Bung
: Or roundabouts. Constable Slobotham
: We're police officers. Albert
: Or layabouts.
: Oddbodd, what happened to your ear?
[Oddbodd makes a gesture that his ear has dropped off
] Dr. Watt
: Oh, never mind. Ear today, gone tomorrow!
: Frying tonight!
: [on being told Oddbod's finger is missing
] I hope he didn't leave it anywhere embarassing! That's the trouble with my regeneration process, it makes everything so brittle. You never know what's going to drop off next.
Det Sgt. Bung
: Now then, your name please. Dr. Watt
: Doctor Watt. Constable Slobotham
: Doctor who, sir? Dr. Watt
: Watt. "Who" was my uncle, or was - I haven't seen him in ages!.
: What time is it? Valeria
: [Looks at her wristwatch
] Just past December. Dr. Watt
: I told you not to wake me up 'til the beginning of March!
: Oh this is awful, I wish I was dead. Valeria
: But Orlando, you are dead. Dr. Watt
: So I am, what a life.
: Why don't we do what they did to your friend Dracula, drive a spike through his heart. Dr. Watt
: No , I don't really feel like driving tonight.
: They would have to come tonight, just when I'm feeling half dead!