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Dr. Frasier Crane
: Well, Morrie, if you're not cheating on your wife, and she still suspects you, then we're obviously dealing with a trust issue. Morrie
: More like a crazy issue. And I know where she gets it, from her mother - who, by the way, came for Thanksgiving and still hasn't left. Happy New Year! Dr. Frasier Crane
: Perhaps we should tackle these issues one at a time...
[Over the line Frasier hears loud knocking
: I'm in the bathroom, Celeste! A little privacy? See how she gets? Dr. Frasier Crane
: Well, perhaps what is needed here is...
: You think I don't know who you're talking to in there, huh, Morrie? It's your little whore, isn't it? Hello, whore. Dr. Frasier Crane
: Celeste, if I could interrupt for just a moment... Celeste
: A man? It's worse than I thought.
] Celeste's Mother
: Celeste? Celeste
: Hang up, Ma! Celeste's Mother
: You're all on the radio. I'm listening down in the kitchen. Morrie
: How about washing a dish or two while you're down there?
[Yet another click
: I cannot stand this yelling! I'm running away from home. Morrie
: Oh, hang up the phone, Britney, you're going nowhere. Dr. Frasier Crane
: And neither is this conversation.
[He cuts off the line