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: Now just how well do you know that freak with the basketball? Unknown
: Which basketball? Sgt. Stedenko
: Which basketball?
: Some asshole pissed on my leg!
: Sgt. Stedenko what are you exactly looking for? Sgt. Stedenko
: Dope, drugs, weed, grass, toot, smack, quackers, uppers, downers, all arounders. You name it we want it!
: [on police radio
] Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, can you hear me? Clyde - Narc
: Hello, headquarters? Hello, headquarters? Come in, headquarters. This is Officer Clive... we are... Sgt. Stedenko
: Use the codename! The codename! Clyde - Narc
: Headquarters, headquarters come in, please. The is Codename Hardhead. Sgt. Stedenko
: Hat! Hardhat! Give me that! Hello, radio dispatch? This is Codename Hardhat, Codename Hardhat, do you read me? Over. Man Stoner
: Was that Lardass? Sgt. Stedenko
: Hardhat! Codename Hardhat! Do you read, radio dispatch? Man Stoner
: Hey, I got somethin' for ya, Lardass! Sgt. Stedenko
: Hardhat! Hard... Hat! Do you understand? Pedro
: Lardass, Lardass! Sgt. Stedenko
: Hardhat! Radio dispatch, do you know who this is? Pedro
: Naw, who is this is? Sgt. Stedenko
: This is Sergeant Stedenko! Pedro
: Oh yeah, you know who this is? Sgt. Stedenko
: No! Pedro
: Bye-bye, Lardass!
: The only kind of meat a priest could eat on Friday was nun.