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: Something's wrong with Jack, and I don't know what it is. Oscar Levant
: Well, a lot of things could be bothering him. Tell me, Mary, does he have problems with money? Mary Livingstone
: Only keeping his stacks even. Oscar Levant
: That figures. Uh, maybe his age is catching up with him. Mary Livingstone
: Oh, Oscar, his age couldn't catch up with him, if Willie Shoemaker were riding it.
: [in Venice, complaining about the sightseeing tour being cut short
] I'm gonna have 400 lira's worth of sightseeing! I know my rights. Afterall, I'm an American citizen. Mary Livingstone
: Jack, you promised the State Department you wouldn't tell anybody. Jack Benny
: I didn't promise. I said I'd think about it.