From "The Jack Benny Program: Jack Falls Into Canal in Venice (#7.13)"
[in Venice, complaining about the sightseeing tour being cut short
] I'm gonna have 400 lira's worth of sightseeing! I know my rights. Afterall, I'm an American citizen.
Jack, you promised the State Department you wouldn't tell anybody.
I didn't promise. I said I'd think about it.