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Duane Benzie (Character)
from "Spaced" (1999)

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"Spaced: Battles (#1.4)" (1999)
Duane: When you get that feeling, it's like...
Mike: Sexual healing.
Duane: It's a force beyond your control. You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes. One involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other is war.

[Tim and Duane are facing off with paintball guns]
Duane: See Tim, that's the difference between you and I. Organization. Careful thinking. Forward planning. And that is why I sleep in the arms of a beautiful woman and you spend your evenings alone in your bedsit. With cheap porn.
Tim: It's not a bedsit. It's a flat.
[Shoots Duane in the groin]

Tim: [Duane's phone rings] Aren't you gonna answer that?
Duane: I've got an answering service.
Tim: You've got an answer for everything!
Duane: I can't *believe* you just said that.

"Spaced: Gone (#2.5)" (2001)
Tim: No hard feelings.
Duane: You shot me in the bollocks.
Tim: Like I said, no hard feelings.