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: When you get that feeling, it's like... Mike
: Sexual healing. Duane
: It's a force beyond your control. You know what they say about love and war. Tim
: Yes. One involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other is war.
[Tim and Duane are facing off with paintball guns
: See Tim, that's the difference between you and I. Organization. Careful thinking. Forward planning. And that is why I sleep in the arms of a beautiful woman and you spend your evenings alone in your bedsit. With cheap porn. Tim
: It's not a bedsit. It's a flat.
[Shoots Duane in the groin
: [Duane's phone rings
] Aren't you gonna answer that? Duane
: I've got an answering service. Tim
: You've got an answer for everything! Duane
: I can't *believe* you just said that.
: No hard feelings. Duane
: You shot me in the bollocks. Tim
: Like I said, no hard feelings.