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: What's up? Virginia Wolfe
: Your father has something to tell you, dear. George Wolfe
: Sit down, son. Son, there, uh, comes a time in every boy's life when, uh... Heffer Wolfe
: Oh. Dad, is this about the birds and the bees? George Wolfe
: NO. Heffer Wolfe
: Are you sure? George Wolfe
: Yes, I'm sure! Heffer Wolfe
: 'cause if it is, I... George Wolfe
: [losing his patients
] It's not about that. It's about passing from boyhood to manhood. Heffer Wolfe
: Oh, so this *is* about the... George Wolfe
: Virginia! Heffer Wolfe
: What? Virginia Wolfe
: Dear, what your father is trying to say is, you have certain tasks to perform before the pack considers you an adult. George Wolfe
: Yeah. You have to bring an elk home for dinner. Heffer Wolfe
: That's it?
: Mom, Dad, I want you to meet Elkie.
] Heffer Wolfe
: Elkie, this is my family; George and Virginia and this is my brother Peter... Peter Wolfe
: All right, dinner's arrived. Virginia Wolfe
: [to Heffer
] What does he mean by that? Heffer Wolfe
: I guess we ordered out.
: [whispers to Heffer
] Your family are wolves? Heffer Wolfe
: Oh, I was adopted. Elkie
] I didn't realize. Heffer Wolfe
: So, would you like to see some embarrassing pictures of me as a child? Elkie
[they leave the room
] George Wolfe
] VIRGINIA, SHE'S STILL ALIVE. Virginia Wolfe
] Now, dear. Just be glad he got her here at all. George Wolfe
: Well, I think he's getting a little TOO friendly with the main course. Virginia Wolfe
: Well, Heffer's always been very fond of food. George Wolfe
: Why can't I have any normal offspring!
: Okay, kids. If I'm gonna get dinner on the table, I'm gonna have to get Elkie in the oven soon. George Wolfe
: NOT NOW, Virginia! Virginia Wolfe
: Oh. Okidoki. Heffer Wolfe
] IN THE OVEN? Elkie
: I'm not getting in ANY OVEN. Grandpa Wolfe
: That's fine with me. Raw or cooked, I'm not picky. George Wolfe
: Oh, no. We have gotta cook her. Mother made a SPECIAL MARINADE for the occasion! Heffer Wolfe
: Wait a minute! Are you talking about cooking Elkie and serving her for dinner? Peter Wolfe
: Well, DUH. Heffer Wolfe
: Oh... WELL I WON'T HAVE IT!
: Here, boys. I took the liberty of getting you these team shirts.
[hands them to Rocko
: [reads the shirt
] The Losers? Heffer Wolfe
: Oh, cool. Just like a real team.
[jumps up on a counter
] Heffer Wolfe
: Look, everybody! I'm a Loser! Virginia Wolfe
: Come down from there, Heff. You'll put an eye out. Ed Bighead
: [to himself, gleefully
] Oh, this is going to be SWEET.
] Attention, bowlers. The O-Town Bowl -O- Rama Amateur League Championship Game will now begin. It's Bighead's Gutter Gals versus The Losers, now on Lane 13. Filburt Turtle
: [getting worried
] Lane 13? That's terribly unlucky. Heffer Wolfe
: Yeah, unlucky for the slobs we're bowlin' against. Virginia Wolfe
: Heffer! Heffer Wolfe
: Oops. Sorry, Mom.
: [Virginia only knocked down one bowling pin
] What was THAT! YOU BOWL LIKE A WIMP! Virginia Wolfe
: Well, Ed, I... Ed Bighead
: No excuses! Heffer Wolfe
: Hey, Mr. Bighead. That's my mother you're yelling at and I DON'T LIKE IT! Ed Bighead
: Ah, who asked you, chubby? Virginia Wolfe
: [grabs Mr. Bighead
] Don't you insult my boy, you big galoot! Heffer Wolfe
: You tell him, Mom! Virginia Wolfe
: Thank you, Heffer.
[to Mr. Bighead
] Virginia Wolfe
: I'm taking my ball and going home.
[packs up her bowling ball and leaves
] Virginia Wolfe
: You won't have Virginia Wolfe to kick around anymore.